Does not fucking compute…
Get back in your Hummer, Death Stick.
All day long, it was either fuck muthafuckin’ bitches and ho’s, ohhhh you been a bad woman, you treat me mean and cruel, or 47 Iraqis were killed in a suicide attack in Baghdad.
He had been working there much longer than I had, and because of that seniority, I had to suck it up. He’d let me put in my CDs if I wanted to, but then midway through a song, with no warning, he’d switch it back to some fucking lecture on the history of the Medieval lute or 39 Nigerians were hacked to death or muthafuckin’ cocksuckin’ muthafucka.
Shouldn’t you be at The Asti? 
I swear to god, I first read this as: "he’s actually pretty hot (has done some yodeling work). I was like “Yodeling? Yodeling is hot? WTF?”
I work on my ass at a reception, study film, my hobby is computers and gaming and I hate cheeze doodles. 
I’ve actually got pretty strong arms - no problem handling 70 pound draw bows - but I’ve got narrow shoulders and a skinny waist and have been accused of stealthily wearing corsets under my t-shirts :dubious:
So there you go, Argent - your nemesis ist hier!
Nah, my gangly nemesis has come and gone. Thank Christ I don’t have to deal with his weird, fucked-up, backwards-dealing, socially retarded, passive aggressive bullshit. I had nicknames for him and the other guy I lived with, respectively: Dumbo and Deadbeat. Nobody will ever come close to this savage’s level.
My question is: Why are tall skinny guys so LOUD?
But when Abraham Lincoln was young he walked ten miles to return a book he’d borrowed
- just so they’d be sure to see that he’d wiped his ass with the pages.
I’d like to respectfully suggest a rule applicable to moderators. If a moderator acts in an official capacity in a particular thread (issuing warnings or moving the thread), it automatically precludes the moderator from posting henceforth as an ordinary poster in that thread.
One enters a boxing ring either as a boxer or a referee. One cannot be both.
<scales fall from eyes> Yes! That’s IT!! That is the key to all the world’s ills–the taller and skinnier people have been keeping the short and stout ones down.
And now the whole world makes sense!
The real question is why is Argent posting Two and a Half Inches of Fun’s OPs for him?
*This is a joke. This is not an accusation of trollery or sock puppetry. I apologise for any pain and suffering this may cause any named individual and/or their families and loved ones.
Of the tall skinny guys I’ve known, most of them have been goths, which means it may not be fair for me to stereotype them.
One of the most persistently assholish guys I have ever known is very tall and thin. Another tall, thin fellow with broad shoulders appears to have slid down the slide from mellow and calm to calmly snarky and bitter.
I have a long-time-ago friend who was also quite tall and thin. He sort of straddles the line of “asshole” and “sweetheart”. His legs are long, so even though it’s not a thin line, he manages it.
The most legendary assholes among us, though, are short and stocky.
I like this.
As far as the OP goes, I’ve never noticed jerkishness correlating with body type.
The biggest asshole I’ve ever met was about 5’2", small to average build, and looked like Waldo (as in Where’s). He had a Napoleon complex from hell, and a tiny little temper to match his tiny little body. He thought himself to be the nicest, smartest, most generous fellow around, in between racist tirades and dog-kicking, of course. If he were here, I’m sure he’d be on the OP’s side.
Hmm…WWGD? (What Would Godwin Do?)
Ah, yes! Are white guys with mustaches more likely to invade Poland, commit genocide on a vast scale, and generally promote an Aryan way of life? See, cause I knew this one guy who was JUST LIKE THAT.
While I know the OP has backed off, I’ve talked in great detail to one particular tall skinny surly socially impaired man (my husband) and he’s pointed out that he gained his adult height (6’4") somewhere in middle school, which didn’t endear him to the other kids much. He spent most of junior high and high school mouthing off in an attempt to win friends and getting beat up when it didn’t work. Not really good ways to learn social skills, IMHO. There’s a chip on that tall shoulder because kids did treat him like shit for being a beanpole.
It’s falling off, though. I wouldn’t be surprised if younger tall men skew jerkish, and as they later become more confident and less attacked, they mellow out. Based on a sample size of about 3, of course. And I don’t think that’s any different from any other kid who was picked on a lot, whether it was because he was too tall or too short or too fat or too skinny.
What’s an “Aryan way of life”? Wearing lots of sunscreen?
MMmm, my ex-husband, who happens to be a giant prick, is 6’3" and 170 pounds soaking wet. I’d say you are spot on.
Moving this thread was a no-brainer. A thread asking whether a group of people with a certain appearance (tall and skinny, short and fat, black, white, whatever) are likely to have certain negative personality traits belongs nowhere but the Pit. Leaving it in IMHO would just unfairly prevent tall, skinny guys insulted by your OP from responding freely without getting warned.
And there’s no way we’d close a thread simply because you didn’t want to face the responses. Apologizing is very nice, but if you’re really contrite you’ll think through how a thread will come across before you hit the “Submit Thread” button next time.
Bitch at Czarcasm all you want, but he did nothing improper here. He moved the thread as a moderator before participating in it as a poster.
Thinking of the tall, skinny guys I’ve known… no. None of them have been jerks.