"Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?"

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Found a very entertaining web site smack dab in the middle of Poe-land you guys might like - http://harddawn.com .

“Poe’s law, named after its author Nathan Poe,[1] is a literary adage which stipulates that, without a clear indicator of an author’s intention, it is often impossible to tell the difference between an expression of sincere extremism and a parody of such extremism.” Poe's law - Wikipedia

Some sample article titles:

“Are Militant Atheists Using Chemtrails to Poison the Angels in Heaven?”
“Did Leonard Nimoy Fake His Own Death So He Could Seize Control of the Illuminati?”
“Why Is the Atheist Elite Murdering Dinosaurs?”

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I also like the name of the “investigative journalist Henricus Institor.” I may [del]steal[/del] borrow that if I ever want a name change here.

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I’m thinking that parody is a safe bet.

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It’s like the Weekly World News & The Onion teaming (teeming?) up to provide the world with the the greatest “news” & “opinion” website that they’ve ever “provided”! :+1: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Damn, our secret is out!!!

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What secret? Who’s poisoning Angels? Why doesn’t anyone ever ask me to murder dinosaurs?

I’ve been an atheist forever, but the stuck-up elite athiests never tell me anything.

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Look, of course there are no such thing as angels! Because the poisoning campaign was a resounding success!

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OI! Who’s been leaking our secrets?

We SAID no discussion or confirmation about trails-chem-ay or the oisoning-pay of gels-an-ay! :mad:

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Atheists know angels and God depend on human belief and prayer to exist. This is why atheists have moved to erase prayer from school and secularize as many countries as possible. Heaven is slowly crumbling.

I’m sure we can work in the International Space Station and space probes in here somewhere.

It’s a good start for a story.