They have been running reruns of The Simpson Halloween specials all week in my corner of the world. I forget how funny they are. You can tell the writters for the show seem to take a special intrest in the Halloween shows.
Homer to third
great segment
“Time and Punishment”
One of the all time greatest Simpsons shorts, bar none.
The Monkey’s Paw is my favorite - “Soon they will be ripe for the plucking, like the Earth plums we have seen on the observoscope”
My favorite is the one where Homer keeps going back in time, kills something, or sneezes and everytime he gets back to his time, something is askew.
bwaahaha. No simpsons hallowenn specials make solomon7t somthing somthing. I cant wait to see the new halloween special. They need to make a collection of all the seasons of Simpsons on DVD. No simpsons DVD special make solomon7t somthing somthing…No simpsons DVD special make solomon7t somthing somthing…No simpsons DVD special make solomon7t somthing somthing…No simpsons DVD special make solomon7t somthing somthing…
[vampire Burns]
More victims for my evergrowing army of the undead.
[/vampire Burns]
[Smithers]
Sir, you have to let go of the button.
[/Smithers]
The best part of all time…
BART: “You just shot the zombie Flanders!”
HOMER: “He was a zombie?”
Except for the fact that the last few have premired in November, yes.
“Bob Dole doesn’t need this!”
(Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
The best title for any story in any of the Hallowe’en episodes:
“Hell Toupee.”
“Oh sure, Mr. Burns is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now lets go back to that place… where our beds… and TV… is.”
The hardest I have ever laughed at a Simpsons episode was a Halloween episode. When Burns puts the brain with the attached spinal cord on his head and says, “Look at me! I’m Davy Crockett!” It’s so out of left field, it just gets me.
I love the Treehouse of Horror specials! I get a kick just by reading the opening and closing credits.
‘Morbid Matt Groening’
‘James Hell Brooks’
‘Redrum Richard Sakai’ etc
My favourite is the one with Willie the Groundskeeper that was based on The Shining.
“It’s the shinnin’!”
An interesting episode summary of TOH V is found at http://www.snpp.com/episodes/2F03.html
Last years took a few views for me to warm up to… can’t wait for this yeras though!!
Favorite Quotes
“Hey homer cut it out Quit eating me!”
“Big deal Looks like the basement in grandpas resthome”
“Fish heads fish heads doody doody fish heads”
“I’ve coughed up scarier things”
“Oh great now we’re slaves!”
“Wait there’s more space dust”
“Ach I’m not very good at this”
“(to the sugar bear music) looks like I forgot to put the fog lights in”
ETC
I hope that’s Scotchguarded.
Has anyone else here seen the “Shinning” sketch before actually seeing The Shining? I did, and it makes actually watching the movie really odd… 
Great lines…
“Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?”
“Mmmmmmm…unprocessed fish sticks…”
“They’re DOGS! And they’re PLAYING POKER!”
“Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?”
“You’ve mastered a dead tongue – but can you handle a live one?”
“Hey monkey, wanna peanut? …I said ONE!”
“Do you know what this means? The next time we fall asleep, we could die!” “Eh, welcome to my world.”
“I don’t want to spend the rest of my term naked in a tube!”
“Homer[sup]3[/sup]” was one of my favorite ToH episodes. “It’s like that twilighty show about that zone.” You can tell the writers and the software guys had a lot of fun with the math in-jokes(the hexadecimal string in 3D land, “46 72 69 6E 6B 20 72 75 6C 65 73 21”, decodes as “Frink rules!” in ASCII) and the Myst references. Actually, that whole episode was great, with the Grounds- keeper Willie/“Nightmare on Elm Street” parody and the giant ad mascots on the rampage.
I also love “The Omega Man” parody, when the Franch detonate a neutron bomb over Springfield, turning the survivors into skin-eating mutants.
Fav lines:
(Dramatic) But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You’re from two different worlds! (the missile closes in on him) Oohh, I’ve wasted my life…
– Comic Book Guy
Hibbert: Hmmmm. Through the midst of all the killing and skin-eating, somehow we forgot the love.
Moe: Yeah, ain’t that always the way, you get nuts with the skin-eating.
But the all-time best ToH episode is “Citizen Kang”
Kodos: I am Clin-Ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal commands. [crosses arms] End communication.
Marge: Hmm, that’s Slick Willie for you, always with the smooth talk.
Kent: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?
Kang: It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!
Kent: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole.
Kang: Abortions for all.[crowd boos] Very well, no abortions for anyone.[crowd boos] Hmm… Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.
Kodos:My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward,and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom.
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The Monkey’s Paw when Mo is chasing the alien down the street “Ahhh, he’s got a board… with a NAIL in it…”
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The Indian burial ground in the basement–Crazy Horse, Not-So-Crazy Horse, Indira Ghandi…
Oh no, the best line is in the episode Candlemas referred to. . .
Burns: “Come on, Smithers! This isn’t rocket science, it’s brain surgery!”
And the short where Homer sold his soul for a donut was good too.
Lionel Hutz: “Webster’s defines a contract as an unbreakable agreement made according to law. Unbreakable. Excuse me. . .”
<sound of running feet, opening window, running away>
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