Are these work out aids for real?!

Lets just say Freud would think these very unlike a cigar.

http://www.freeflexor.com/

:dubious:

Yes, they’re real. No, they don’t do anything like what they claim.

Have you tried the Tug Toner?

ETA: the link is NSFW.

The next thing you’ll be telling me is that this headband with two slits in it for $120.00 won’t stop snoring either, huh?

http://www.aralifestyle.com/article.aspx?userfeedguid=059de30d-a806-492a-8ce1-160a902f4b6e&articleid=3788&comboid=24764&subid=&iid=rmhkbigl40h

The implications you’ve noticed have not been missed by others: http://www.noob.us/humor/south-park-shake-weight/