Lets just say Freud would think these very unlike a cigar.
:dubious:
Yes, they’re real. No, they don’t do anything like what they claim.
Have you tried the Tug Toner?
ETA: the link is NSFW.
The next thing you’ll be telling me is that this headband with two slits in it for $120.00 won’t stop snoring either, huh?
The implications you’ve noticed have not been missed by others: http://www.noob.us/humor/south-park-shake-weight/