We’re hardcore here in Pennsylvania.
And stage hypnotists. Pay attention.
Packaged snack cakes are also popular in Mexico. It’s not uncommon to find Mexican varieties in supermarkets here.
Gotta mention TastyKake, the quality (regional) brand of junk food desserts. Their version of the Twinkie is a Krimpet, which comes with two different fillings, jelly and butterscotch.
I used to love those butterscotch Krimpets. I forgot about them.
Sounds to me like somebody’s been watching Seinfeld. I’ve had quite a few Twinkies in my time, I don’t care for mint but I see Junior Mints all over, but I’ve never seen a ring-ding or a Drakes coffee cake. What exactly is a ring-ding, anyway?
However, IIRC, Butterscotch Krimpets don’t have a filling, just that wiggly-looking spongecake topped with butterscotch frosting goodness. Mmmmmmmmm.
Twinkies are a abomination. They wouldn’t be “cruelty-free” even if they had no animal products whatsoever 
TIGER TAILS!
Just typing that makes me feel evil. Don’t think I’ve had any of this stuff in years and years.