The hamsters ate my posts 208 through 34,672.
You’re entirely correct. I’m going to go over there and give props to some GQ people right now.
Of course that will disqualify them from further participation in this thread, but they’ll live with that.
Hmmm… there might be some truth in this. Perhaps, in true Dope fashion, I shall test the theory and come out of semi-lurkdom.
There’s margaritas in here?! Glad I showed up, then.
It’s odd - I’m actually quite a likeable person, but I just come across a lot better in meatspace than online. Unfortunate, since I spend quite a lot of my time here.
Also, while I posted a lot for awhile, I’ve been mostly lurking for the past year or so.
Well, you know what Groucho Marx said about any club that would have him as a member…
Boy, do I ever belong in this one! I’m almost never mentioned in any capacity (although I think one or 2 other posters despise me).
I love the level of discourse & humor here, but I fear that I’m a misfit and am considering letting my subscription lapse & going back to lurking. I don’t contribute anything of significance that someone else couldn’t step up & post, if I weren’t such an attention whore.
Oh - yes, yes, and yes - but not here.
Answer to questions: no to all three.
Apparently, nobody wants to get to know me, either. And I’ve been a member for three years! I guess I should be glad that nearly the entirety of what I’ve said here has gone unremarked upon. If somebody was always taking me to task for every opinion I voiced, this board would have been a very different experience for me.
Thank you, Rebecca DiMwitter! If you ever fry your keyboard due to our posts, see if your company can replace it with one of those ones that allow easy access to European characters like ö, Ä, é, or ß . Then see if you can insert a few of the vowels at random in an office memo. The trick is to visualize the various people in your office whose faces are contorting like goldfish trying to pronounce them. :o 
GRAND idea, Count, but I work in an office full of construction he-men types. They can’t decipher a memo from me NOW, minus the decorative umlauts. Not that they are not geniuses in their own right, just that my “flowery” language is often a bit beyond their, um, interest level. We can all agree on septic permits, for example, tho…I agree they are unendurably boring for my part, but at least it is agreement of a sort, correct?
Your “goldfish out of water” friend,
Beck
Several people have mentioned tomndebb, Rico, so that’s not it.
I think’s it’s your name. People hereabouts don’t trust people with names that end in vowels.
Hey!
Serves you right, besmircher!
Damn straight. Why, I…uh…
Never mind.
You know you’re just making me laugh. And if I laugh at people I invariably like them better and better.
*adds **Loopydude *to list of people she’d like to meet
You’re outta here!
:mad:
Darn you to heck!
[QUOTE=Omegaman]
Same here.
I had to do the requisite search of the other thread on the off-chance I was mentioned, and now I’m forced to post here under rule 5…I want my 90 seconds back, darnit!
Although I’ve posted so infrequently, I don’t think I qualify for either. Maybe I should start my own thread…
As to the three questions in the OP: No, maybe (I’m not omniscient), and not if I can help it.
Not you, dear. You’re a damsel. Completely different rules for damsels.
No, No & Nada.
I’m unpopular because people on this board have an inherent but well hidden jealously of anyone from Cleveland. And with good reason.
I find you one of the most interesting posters, because you have such an odd hobby/pastime that I really would love doing myself. I have a sizeable music collection, but I bet I don’t even have a tenth of yours. Woot!
Well, thanks! Think maybe you’d like to help work on my database? With both of us putting in time on it, the job may only take six or seven more years! That’d give me more time to pursue my hobby.
Seriously, I appreciate your comments.
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Are you overcome by nostalgia for the time when people wanted to get to know you better?
By what for when when what? -
Was there ever a time when people wanted to get to know you better?
What are you, high? -
Do you think there ever will be a time when people want to get to know you better?
Not unless I start shitting money.
Seriously though, I suspect both threads are way off the mark. I’ve found almost all of the Dopers to be cool, intelligent people, even when I disagree with them. Nobody here is really unliked, though some may be more liked than others.
Not me though. I’m a total dick.