Well? Are you? :dubious:
Yes.
Who, me? No, you must be thinking of some other smartass.
Only this one time when I sat in a boiling jacuzzi. Boy, my ass smarted then.
Typical smartass answer. 
Who wants to know?
Heh. I thought (within the context of the thread, and expected answers) that it might have been too subtle.
No. I just play on on the Internet.
Is that a rhetorical question?
What’s it to ya?
Are you talkin’ to me?
(That’s what I was gonna say!)
It depends. What’s in it for me?
You bet yer fur.
Well, nobody loves a smartass. My husband loves me, so I guess that means I am not a smartass. Or maybe it means that I am a smartass, but my husband hasn’t noticed.
You got a problem with that?
Didn’t you see the OP?
Originally posted by sweetfreak
Too good of a response, I got nothin’ for you.
Originally posted by Manatee
What do you care?
Originally posted by Duckster
Yeah I am, Deniro.
Now, now. “smartass” is such an ugly term. I prefer to call it “caustic wit”.
How about ‘smarty pants’ or ‘clever trousers’?
Hey, pal, you’re the one askin’ all the questions. Don’t turn this around on me!
No I’m not a fuckin’ smart-ass Mr. Stupid. Who would even ask something like that?