How about “Intelligent posterior?”
Or “Brilliant donkey?”
I’m usually a dumbass, but every now and then I get lucky. Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn now and then.
hmmm… this ones definitely not a smart-ass, a crab-ass maybe 
Yes. At least I’ve been told so by many, many people.
Nah… just a regular ass
Smart Ass I left behind in my youth.
Wise Ass is what I now answer to.
From one of Lawrence Block’s “Burglar” novels:
(Note: The main character, Bernie Rhodenbar, is a retired burglar who now owns a used book store, and he frequently mentions the patron saints of burglars and booksellers. His best friend is a lesbian.)
“So, did you ever find out if there’s a patron saint of lesbians?”
“Yes, I did. It’s the Little Dutch Boy.”
“Little Dutch Boy?”
“You know, the one who stuck his finger in the hole in the…”
“Nobody likes a smartass, Bernie.”
Am I smart as? You? My parents? My siblings? :rolleyes: 
Does that mean a dumbass is a caustic twit?
No I most certainly am not…Just ask my wife and she’ll tell you so.
Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no…maybe, what’s it to ya?
Unclviny
Why? Have you got a dumbass who needs some learnin’?
He beat me to it :smack: .
What’s it to ya?
Yes.
Smartass… Don’t you mean Smartarse? :wally
The first option would be something to do with a Donkey and I’m sure that that is not what you are talking about.
Now the second choice would be better if you were talking about the back of your front, wouldn’t it??
I wish you Americans would learn how to speak English (or Australian, would be a better choice…)
Is that enough of a Smartarse answer for you???
You and what army?
Does that mean my ass smarts the most? 
Listen, smartass, don’t go steppin’ on my lines!
(check out post #10 
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No, simply that you are the smartest ass.
Yes, and I speak Sarcastic-ese as well.