When my parents would say to me “don’t be a smartass.” I would reply that it’s better than being a dumbass.
I got smacked a lot as a child.
Not really, but can I interest you in some insolent rejoinders?
Oooh, aren’t you so smart 
You know, if you smartasses (or would that be smartpace…think…think) don’t quit replying to this thread with your smart ass comments, then I’m gonna’ have to teach you all a lesson! :mad:
.:The Ranid One begins to warm up his backhand:.
I hope it isn’t a spelling lesson.
Err, yes. Not like there’s anything wrong with it, you know.
:mad: :smack:
No, I ALWAYS give freakin polite and thoughtful responses to stupid-ass questions :rolleyes: