I am a Procyon Lotor, and Psychotronic Hermeticist, please and thank you.
I was never a star Bellied Sneetch, but I did back-up vocals on their second album, Bellied Sneetch Returns.
All I’m saying is that Sneetches who have their star on the right side of their belly are clearly inferior to Sneetches who have their star on the left side.
The early Sneetch machines had justification issues.
I’m a star-bellied Sneech - my whole family has stars. I weep for the Sneech with none upon thars.
There’s a guy on TikTok who works the front desk at a hotel, dealing with strange and unusual requests. Worst are the guests who throw around their special loyalty club status and make exorbitant requests. He refers to them as saying “But I’m a Star-Bellied Sneetch!”, which is a great way of describing them.
Hmmm… I might actually try saying that next time. Not while being a jerk, but when making a simple request, just to be funny. “Can you get me a room on the ground floor, please? I’m a star-bellied Sneetch!”
And if I was the desk clerk, you’d be showing me that belly, sahib. 
Temporary tattoo would be the way to go. 
Enough about Sneetches. The real question is, why would you butter the the bottom-side of the bread at all? Wouldn’t the butter drip on the floor?
Only if using very low quality spread.
If a machine was made available to transform you into a Star Bellied Sneetch, would you take advantage?
Star bellied sneetches seem to be the majority, these days.