I am a star bellied sneetch. But I think it is genetic.
I don’t know what this is all about, but I’ll play.
I am a star bellied sneetch,
But I think it’s genetic,
Hey, I’m not trying to preach,
What I’m doing’s poetic …
How’d I do?
Plain-bellied Sneetch here. Please don’t hate me.
I’m a Star Bellied Sneetch; I suck like a leech
I want everyone to act like me
An old sig line of mine:
It’s a good thing Prince Matchabelli didn’t go with Yertle.
The fight for free speech has never been more important.
Won’t you help? For only pennies a day, you can help provide sneetches with hot food and clean water.
Somehow in high school I was given the nickname The Once-ler. Beats me.
Do they get steeches?
Perhaps it was your top hat and your passion for chopping down coloured trees?
Bio-star-bellied, and plain-bellied by identity preference.
How do you think they got the star in the first place?
If you defend free speech
You must defend free sneetch
No? Well, it worked for Johnny Cochran.
I’m a plain bellied sneetch who married a star-bellied sneetch.
Our kids are both triangle bellied sneetches.
Freaks.
Next question. Considering the worldwide sneetch population, what is the average number of stars per sneetch?
Kiss ass while you bitch so you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you…
Sneetchish?
I was born a plain-bellied sneetch, but I went through the machine to become a star-bellied sneetch. No regrets.