Section 1: Motivation
What do you want out of a job?
A. Money
B. Prestige
C. Unquestioning hordes
What do you want out of a marraige?
A. Love
B. Friendship
C. The largest portion of Europe
What do you want out of a chair?
A. Lumbar support
B. Deep cushions
C. Buttons to detonate hidden nuclear devices
What do you want out of a car?
A. Lots of power
B. Luxury
C. Radar/IR guidance systems
What do you want out of a computer?
A. Plenty of hard disk space
B. Plenty of processing speed
C. Access to nuclear missile launching systems
What do you want out of a pet?
A. Affection
B. Loyalty
C. A taste for the blood of my enemies
What do you want out of a pen?
A. Plenty of ink
B. Comfort
C. Poison gas
What do you want out of a lightbulb?
A. Plenty of light
B. Durability
C. Explosive charges and poison shrapnel
And now, the final question:
What do you want out of life?
A. Love
B. Happiness
C. Universal domination and the slow, painful demise of those who opposed me
I think the results speak for themselves. How much of an Evil Overlord are you?
first i will find you all,
then i will kill you all,
then i will bring you all back to life and kill you again!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!!???!!! NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!!
NOTHING!!!
I WILL HAVE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE BEGGING FOR MERCY AT MY FEET!!!
I WILL!!!
AND I’LL HAVE YOUR SISTER TOO!!!
MMWWAAAAHAHAAHHAAHAA!
If you want you can take my little brother too. Along with my little cousins their all in training and a few of them (the older little cousins) are in cadets so won’t need as much military training.
GREEEAAAAT!,
sorry, that was for the cornflakes,
yeah, i’ll take all your little siblings and turn them into my future army, then together, we can dominate the universe and turn every restaurant into a pizza joint, every school into a military academy with required paintball sessions every weekend and mandatory cool looking uniforms with pistol belts for all the graduates, we’ll descend upon communism first and teach those bastards how to laugh and smile first, then, we’ll tie up all the evil lawyers and psychologists naked and put them all in one of those dunking tanks you find at carnivals but really huge with very large targets that are hard to miss, and we’ll mandate laws on required inclusions in daily speech involving quotes from the greatest SF flicks like, “Luke, i am your father” and the such.