So, Kevin McKeever, is this level of response below average, average, or above average in terms of derision? I get that it’s your job to keep feeding the infinitely ravenous maw of reality-TV, but I can only guess at its potential for soul-crushification.
BTW, How much are you paying Blacksheep? Hey, if the money’s right I’ll dip my bare ass in the punch bowl at the next family gathering and give you a call.
Not sociopaths, people with Aspergers.
If the show will be filmed down in a quarry I am so there already…
Kevin, stop and think: Is this really what you want to be doing with your life? Are you making the world a better place? Do you find this sort of work personally fulfilling? When you were a child, did you imagine that you would grow up to be a casting producer for reality TV?
It’s not too late to change. Think about it.
Then Steve Wilkos won’t let you sit in a chair.
Mr. McKeever, allow me to say “good on you” for obtaining permission before posting this thread. I would be interested in knowing something, though:
Do you intend to return to the thread itself, or do you expect your entire follow-up to consist of checking your inbox for responses?
If you do return to the thread (and/or the board), I hope you’ll share with us the results this announcement/invitation has garnered.
next up on TruTv - Former Casting Directors of Reality TV - their reintegration into polite society.
I don’t know why you guys are so down on this show. I think it’s exactly what I need. It feels like my son hasn’t talked to me since he was born*. I’m really looking forward to the day that he and I get things worked out, sit down, and have a good conversation. Unfortunately, I suddenly find myself incredibly busy and it would be impossible to take the time out to appear on a TV show, no matter how important.
*It really is amazing how quickly time passes: it feels like he was born just yesterday. In fact, it was just under two weeks ago.
cue up cats in the cradle…
(and congrats!)
I took the precaution of outliving all of mine. HA!
Ain’t playin, so there.
I’ve seen things. That’s all I’m gonna say on advice of council.
Never heard of him and had to look him up. But what’s that with the chair?
Would that be in the same manner that Lizzie Borden took the precaution of outliving all of hers?
If he doesn’t like you he won’t let you sit down. You have to stand while he berates you. Ex-Chicago cop, big enough I assume he was a Loop cop. Started out as muscle on Springer. You wouldn’t like the people he doesn’t like. I assume the OP procures for him, though more for an episode asking “Are you estranged from your family and want a big, scary, white guy to yell at them?”
Sounds like a real prince.
How about greedy bastards who, after pretty much ignoring their mother/grandmother for years, all of a sudden pop up when she’s dying, and start asking about money and possessions? (Not that she was even that wealthy, they’re just greedy)
I’ve finally been able to cut these pricks out of my life for good, no fucking way I’m going to even acknowledge them.
Not all relatives are family, and not all family are relatives.
The OP sounds much better if you read it in Troy McClure’s voice. “Hello, I’m producer Kevin McSkeever. You might remember me from such reality shows as Biker Bar Mitzvah and Strip Strip Hooray!”.
No, Prince is a little, squirrelly black guy.
How do you live with yourself?
[Rainier Wolfcastle] On a large pile of cash with many beautiful women.[/RW]
How about a reality show where you track down your lowlife relatives and sic the dogs on them?