Then have I found the site for you. No more sitting down and wasting countless hours trying to put your rage into words. Just type in the name of who or whatever has pissed you off so and let this wonderful computer program do it for you.
Argggghhh !
I am getting sooo tired of people posting links to complicated software I dont have the time or energy to learn to use 
I am indeed lazy, and yes, I like to complain a lot. I expected this to be a much more interesting thread. I am tired of people wasting my time on their boring-ass threads and then I have all these tabs open and do you think they close themselves? No, sir, they do not.
Ya hear that, huh? Huh?
The only thing worse than being ignorant is not knowing how ignorant you are. That’s Mr. Shakes’s problem. It may help if I begin my discussion by relating an innocuous story in order to illustrate my point: A few days ago I was arguing with a truculent, dishonest social outcast who was insisting that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that Shakes should be even slightly inconvenienced. I tried to convince this presumptuous pinhead that one of Shakes’s surrogates once said, “Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.” Now that’s pretty funny, of course, but I didn’t include that quote just to make you laugh. I included it to convince you that I can’t follow Shakes’s pretzel logic. I do, however, know that I’m not very conversant with his background. To be quite frank, I don’t care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that it is not uncommon for Shakes to victimize the innocent, penalize the victim for making any effort to defend himself, and then paint the whole wild affair as some great benefit to humanity. As I have tried to show in this letter, dichotomous thinking has stymied Mr. Shakes’s ability to reach solutions. As long as you remember that, we may yet be able to take steps against the whole exclusionism-oriented brotherhood of the most depraved sensualists you’ll ever see.
Meh.
A lot. A lot.
A… lot.
Heh.
It’s like an automatic teabag troll machine.
I think it’s on to something…
A little self criticism.
I’d be probably be more affronted if I didn’t have to correct its spelling.
Re: Mr Jesus H Christ
This is a letter of love and peace; I will not lash out against anyone, and I will not use specific names of individuals or organizations that lead us, lemminglike, over the precipice of self-destruction. That said, let me merely point out that Mr. Jesus H Christ is certifiably inarticulate. When writing this letter, I had originally intended to segregate the pure errors of fact in Mr. Christ’s comments from the assertions of questionable judgment where there could be room for dispute. I eventually decided against that approach because it’s Mr. Christ’s belief that my letters demonstrate a desire to rob, steal, cheat, and murder. I can’t understand how anyone could go from anything I ever wrote to such a self-pitying idea. In fact, my letters generally make the diametrically opposite claim, that sometimes I think that Mr. Christ is simply a willing pawn of those gloomy, maladroit deadheads who increase society’s cycle of hostility and violence. I typically drop that willing-pawn notion, however, whenever I remember that not only does Mr. Christ cast the world into nuclear holocaust, but he then commands his brethren, “Go, and do thou likewise.” This is a suitable place in the letter to explain how Mr. Christ’s stroppy opuscula reduce principle to an expedient. Unfortunately, I’ll have to skip that rather intersting discussion because I have bigger fish to fry. In particular, I need to tell you that I’ll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness Mr. Christ is mongering. We need to suggest the kind of politics and policies that are needed to restore good sense to this important debate.
Re: The Master Himself, Mr. Cecil Adams
My topic is nothing new. However, since no one else has found it fit to address directly, I will address it here. To get immediately to the point, Mr. Cecil Adams’s magic-bullet explanations are built on lies and they depend on make-believe for their continuation. Given the amount of misinformation that Cecil is circulating, I must point out that his ability to capitalize on the economic chaos, racial tensions, and social discontent of the current historical moment can be explained in large part by the following. I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Cecil and his partisans, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that Cecil’s attempts to make a cause célèbre out of his campaign to alter, amend, abridge, and censor the record to point the finger of responsibility at others are much worse than mere cronyism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation. Okay, I’ve vented enough frustration. So let me end by saying that we all have a moral obligation to stand up together and forcefully oppose Mr. Cecil Adams’s disloyal, feral sermons.
Sorry I spelled Cheney wrong.
My God, it’s like you’ve known me my whole life!