“I’m saying you are stuck in Wichita.”
Time once again for Planes, Trains and Automobiles! Admission is one shower curtain ring.
“She’s short and skinny, but she’s strong. Her first baby … come out sideways. She didn’t scream or nothin’.”
Those aren’t pillows!!!
I thought this was going to be about the flight from Wichita to Chicago that had to turn back and make an emergency landing, leaving the passengers stuck in Wichita. Which has inspired a few P,T&A jokes.
I admit to thinking about that scene every time I try and take off my jacket while driving.
Really? That’s priceless.
He says we’re going the wrong way.
How would he know where we’re going?
Beats being stuck inside of Mobile with the Memphis blues again.
By the way, you know, when you’re telling these little stories? Here’s a good idea - HAVE A POINT! It makes it so much more interesting for the listener!
I want a fing car. Right. Fing. Now.
You’re f***ed.
I was stuck in Lodi again last year.
For those unfamiliar with CA geography, Lodi is small farming town (or was a farming town) in the Central Valley not too far from Sacramento. It’s nobody’s destination, but some very good Zinfandels are made from grapes grown there.
Yes, but they were only stuck for a few hours.
Eh, they can buff that out no problem!
Oddly, the radio works fine.
What do you figure the temperature is?
One.
Her first baby came out sideways, she didn’t scream or nothin’.
“Our speedometer has melted and as a result it’s very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.”