Are you there, God? It's me, Sequential Thread Titles

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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GQ:
WMD’s in Iraq - How many were found and what was the condition of the WMD’s?
What’s the most surreal moment you’ve had lately?
Oh, I think that counts up there somewhere.

GQ:
Weird/unfindable trojan/worm/something
What Exactly Defines a WMD?
I suppose it could be worm or something. Like Bigfoot…lotsa conjecture, but I don’t think anyone’s ever seen one.

GD:
Why the stigma about masturbation?
Rehnquist sick, SCOTUS hung?
Look, masturbation isn’t “sick”. And if size matters in masturbation, I’m screwed.

GD:
BBC: “New Florida vote scandal feared”
Florida ballot papers go missing (!?!)
Free Market: How would it work
I bet those Floridians wonder, too!

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From IMHO:

**What Halloween Candy are you stocking?

Weight loss and loose skin **

I’m not sure if this qualifies as a trick or a treat…

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In Cafe Society:
Garlic Fudge

When Marketing Goes Wrong!

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In MPSIMS:

**Yup, we’re finally getting married!
Porn! **

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What’s The Most Surreal Moment You’ve Had Lately?
I was on MotorMouth on VH1

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MPSIMS:

** The pharmacy I work in brought in homeopathic stuff
On the other hand, I could just be Crazy**

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the Pit:

Bush and death
Stupid rubberneckers!

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**I can’t believe no one else has posted this yet
I’m finally learning something in the kitchen…
One of my tables left a rad tip tonight! **

Hey, I almost have a paragraph there! :slight_smile:

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MPSIMS:

Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats. And now Hypoallergenical cats.
??? A Riddle ???

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MPSIMS:

Yup, we’re finally getting married!
I feel so… 1997
And its about time!

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The Joy of Pimples
Surgery Recovery

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A question for all you women out there.
Am I In Labor?
What’s the most surreal moment you’ve had lately?
Weird thing that I spit out this morning - Doper MDs, any guesses? (TMI! Yuck!)
Yup, we’re finally getting married!
On the bright side, I could just be Crazy
( :wink: )

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Am I In Labor?
What’s the most surreal moment you’ve had lately?

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Yup, we’re finally getting married!
Losing virginity

It’s about time! :smiley:

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wow, two of my thread titles are in there…

I’m a doper now! ;j

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MPSIMS

**Your most bizarre brain fart
How to mess with people’s heads on election night

Gifts From Children
Somewhere in there I graduated.

Things that taste like things.
My new car & great husband

My boyfriend of five months brought me a dozen roses tonight…
Woah, I almost hit the “Help I’m being raped” button by accident! **

From IMHO:

**Help design my “self defense against antigay rhetoric” course
Do you have a Macho Grande that you can’t get over?

Gay Dopers: how do you come out at work?
Best way to get over touch aversion? ** :eek:

From BBQ Pit:

Pitting “[blank]s that have [blank]” threads in Cafe Society
So you disdain the thread subject?

Yes, because I don’t get it!

Yellow Dog voters
Man, Ohio is FUCKED UP!

From Cafe Society:

**When Marketing Goes Wrong!
Max Headroom

Halloween Dinner
Fudge! and other homemade candies

Prediction for voter turnout?
Why vote?** :frowning:

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MPSIMS
**
Yup, we’re finally getting married!
Sooo, I thinking of booting my roommate out…**

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From MPSIMS:

Gifts From Children
Porn!

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From MPSIMS:

So tell me your Halloween costume.
Flying Lawnmower Literally!

Unconventional choice, but whatever floats your boat…

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in IMHO
**
Yup, we’re finally getting married!
Idiot! Whudja do THAT for? Engage brain before take-off!**