From the “For once, it’s probably good he doesn’t want you for your brains” department:
Losing virginity
My boyfriend of five months brought me a dozen roses tonight…
Dealing with prejudice against zombies in a life biased world.
What Halloween Candy are you stocking?
Gentlemen with beards
. . . would that count as a trick and a treat?
From the Department of Redundancy Department:
Fish flavored crackers
and
things that taste like things.
Hmmm…not a Triple…maybe it should be called a double-double…
Things that taste like things.
Losing virginity
Wait…I thought oral didn’t count… 
Losing virginity
Fing rain*
…and other watersports.
Gifts from Children
And this week’s ward for dumbest criminal…
Icky, but sequential:
Writing a research paper on child molestation: suggestions for sources?
Governor’s Schools
MPSIMS:
Any eating recs along US 90 (Mississippi Gulf Coast)
Your worst foot-in-mouth episode.
Ewww.
** Woah, I almost hit the “Help I’m being raped” button by accident! **
** A Windows keyboard shortcut discovery! **
:eek:
**Not many people know that…
Wow…being 30-something kind of sucks! **
Your worse foot-in-mouth episode
Things that taste like things
Shoes come to mind.
In My Humble Opinion:
Who are you boycotting?
Regularly-abled folks using handicapped door entry
In MPSIMS:
**Woah, I almost hit the “Help I’m being raped” button by accident!
Oh No! You did exactly what I told you to do! **
In the Pit:
Fuck the press
Why is there no PAPER?
Cafe Society
** name that japanese fetish!
Garlic Fudge **
MPSIMS
**Halloween costumes in the office today?
On the bright side, I could just be Crazy **
and
**Not many people know that…
Losing virginity
Your worst foot-in-mouth episode **
Sorry but if your putting a foot in someones mouth, you are really doing something wrong.
in IMHO:
How do you know when it’s "Love?"
Your first gray hair
In the Pit:
I really hate big paper clips
Why is there no paper?
The paper was probably chewed up by the clips, maybe?
Robin
From The Pit:
**Do Grown People Really Still Believe In Astrology?
The Near Future, according to Jack Chick **
From GD:
**Lunar landing conspiracy conspiracy
SURPRISE! It’s bin Ladin! **
From IMHO:
**Openly gay dopers: how do you deal with this?
Are you within 6 degrees of separation from me? **
**What broke the Curse of the Bambino?
Mini Cooper Dealers in North Carolina Area? **
I knew they had something to do with it.
Anyone lost a bunch of weight?
How far can you suck it in?
**Dream Car that got away
New exercise program **
Ah. Chasing the dream car trims the thighs.
And from MPSIMS:
**Make your own new sound effects!
The boob factor…whats up with them? **
**35… and grounded?
Ho boy. Now I know we’re safe. **
**Do you collect funny pictures?
I’m huge. **
**Oh, God, this is so horrible. Please read [long and rambly]
My cat BIT me! **
**How long does it take to vote
Fuck it…I’m not voting… **
I guess it takes too long. 
From the Pit -
That’s it. I have HAD IT!!
I Hate Halloween
Party pooper.
MPSIMS
A soldier’s life.
Hilarious GWB flash video
I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
The BBQ Pit
**Go to first new post I beg to differ…kittens are NOT disposable!
How about them Moslems? **
"Ah Wanna Buy Me a Huntin’ License" -John Kerry
Could this be the end of Bill O’Reilly (please please please)
In GD:
WHY BUSH WON IN 2004: Neoconservatism needs an enemy.
Courting the “stupid vote”.
In IMHO:
**What was your most satisfying body lesion to pop?
How do you know when it’s “Love”?
**
Hilarious GWB Flash Video
Nearly-Headless Nick comes to Detroit.