Area lunatic buys up all the cheap office furniture!!

It seems some mad scientist had purchased all of the cheap maple-colored bookcases in my area! You know the ones - 5 shelves, about 72" high, priced at $50-70 depending on the store.

I was unpacking all of my mass quantities of books in my new apartment, and found myself short on storage space. So I hopped into the car and took off for Home Depot. They had the shelf I wanted, but the only color they had in stock was white. All sold out of the color that would match my existing ranks of bookcases.

Then I went to Office Depot. They also had the one I wanted. The display model. Out of stock. They were also sold out of all other maple-colored shelving units.

Finally I tried Staples. This was the most fun. The sign on the shelf said out of stock. But I went one step beyond that: asking the guy who looked like a manager to check on it for me. He went in the back, and came out a short time later saying there was one left. He even wrote me a slip to take to the cashier, so that someone would bring the case out to my car for me.

Once I got the the cashier, chaos ensued. The stockboy the cashier sent could not find the item in question, and did not bother to inform anyone of this. So I stood there for about 15 minutes, twiddling my thumbs (politely). Finally I asked what the deal was, and the cashier asked the stockboy. Informed that they seemingly had none in stock, I asked her to speak to “Ron”, who had apparently seen one with his own eyes. The response: “I don’t do shelves”.

More bewildered than angry, I left the store and found solace in a Quarter Pounder with Cheese at the nearest McDonald’s.

So whats the deal? Has some psyco figured out a plan for world domination using only cheap office furniture? Is anyone else experience this bizzare shortage?

<puts on tinfoil hat>

Crap! :eek: They’re on to me! I gotta let the talking walnut know we’ve been found out!

Crap! Did I type that out loud?

I think Bo planned to use it for this. (Warning! Link contains Giant Robots!)

My guess is all the college students bought everything.

Strange in this area its 2 position steno chairs for under $100 that disappeared from Stores.
These are the chairs that have 1 control for vertical and 1 for seat & back angle.
I have a bad but not terrible back and sitting at a desk all day, this simple little cheap chair was a great help.
I been to 5 stores and finally settled for a vertical adjustment only that felt comfortable.

  1. Collect Maple colored shelves.

  2. ???

  3. World Domination.

:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:

Walnut, dammit!

Yeah, everyone knows you need Walnut siding on a 1920s-style death ray.

Coming soon - “The Maple Gates” by Christo.

Well, I managed to find one of the hallowed book-shelving units at Home Depot. It seems a shipment arrived which I promptly absconded with before Monterey’s resident mad scientist could get to them.

Day 972:

Dear Diary,
I think my many enemies may be on to plan. HA HA! The fools are too late. Nothing could stop me now.

Note to self: The Cynical one knows too much.

Feh. It sounds like cheap plywood. Keep your books on the floor, and save up for a real, solid wood bookshelf that’ll last longer than a Fox reality show.

There’s also the Ikea roadtrip option, if you insist on cheap.

I wish they were made of plywood. That is a lot more sturdy that particle board.