Huron county just doesn’t approve of furniture-fuckers:
Leave the guy alone. The splinters will be enough punishment, not to mention the inevitable distribution of the video evidence online. (Oh yeah, prepare to get deckrolled. ;))
Just love the thread title.
Me too. Sounds like an Onion article.
He was pine’n for the boards?
Then he hit it like a hammer.
mobo85: I’ve been reading the archives a bit recently. Reality felt a bit outdone, so it hit me with this.
I bet he had a woodie.
Was the neighbor who created the obscene videotape charged?
Sailboat
Looky here, Boo Boo! That’s got to be the ugliest pic-a-nic basket I’ve ever seen!
Makes me proud to be an Ohioan.
I do want to clear a few things up. Apparently the picnic table was aluminum. (brrrrrrrrr) Also, whoever the a**hole was that taped the guy also taped him in flagrant delicto with a table INSIDE the house. (I thought they arrested peeping toms?) And, the table wasn’t really asking for it, it came on to him.
I’ve never understood the love between a man and his patio furniture but I just figure 'tain’t nun mah bidness.
Well, that ruins the crack I was about to make about hoping they can protect Art Price, III from this whole story. I’ll switch to suggesting that if anyone ever points and says to you, “Hey, is that a guy humping a picnic table over there?” that the proper response now is “Yes… but is it Art?”
What a knotty man.
So if a man can screw a picnic table, what would that make screwing a coffee table?
…and, instead of getting crabs, he’s now suffering from a bad case of ants.
A conversation piece?
I guess that depends – was the picnic table monogamous? If so, he’d be cheating with the coffee table – the little slut!