Arnie joins No-fun police. Bans sex with the dead.

But Arnie is as animated as the dead (all his movies included) maybe he just wanted a reason not to fuck the wife.

So before this law gets passed. You can kill a girl then rape her. And then only be charged with homicide?
Those wacky Callifornians!!!
Well I guess one thing that can be said about dead people is that they’re not to critical of your love making skills.

/Going to Hell

Well, God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Meat.
Wow. That doesn’t even rhyme.

Yes, but… the family of the departed will make great dole on all the evening news and the local papers at how none of those civil actions and minor charges can possibly be proportional to the abhorrent nature of the act committed. Quasi-informed local TV talkingheads and talk-radio hosts will shake their heads and cluck their tongues after asking the local prosecutor in mock-disbelief how come nothing more severe is happening to the culprit than business ruin and having to leave town. This is an easy bill to pass to make work and run up the legislation score.

…and there’s probably a web ring about it, too!

You allways think that until some rotten cunt splits on you…

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That was great, Bippy.

I can’t imagine caring, one way or the other. Once the person’s dead, the body’s just a thing. Bury it, fuck it, cook it, doesn’t make any difference to the former resident, or, by extension, to me.

Of course, my family usually goes for cremation over burial (“a cemetary is a waste of perfectly good land,” as my dad puts it) so we’re pretty much immune from these sorts of concerns. Unless someone wants to mix gramma’s ashes up with a tube of KY and use her for lube, or something.

Bull’s-eye. It’s also an interesting and recent phenomenon that every member of a community has begun to feel, somehow, that their outrage and disgust over any crime makes them a sort of honorary co-victim. It combines with the also-recent notion of victims’ rights to form the theory that criminal penalties should be based not on law, but on how much sympathy and outrage can be fomented over a given case. It ain’t justice unless it’s mob justice.