As I walked out on Laredo one day…
Hand me my nose ring, show me the mosh pit!
I met a man with seven wives… 
I fell in love with the mexican wife…
The most Invisible poster in the history of the boards. Posting invisibly since sept 1999.
I spied a young cowboy all dressed in white linen, all dressed in white linen as cold as the clay…
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Computers have let mankind make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of tequila and handguns.
of the cowboy all dressed in white linen
Tom: “I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy.”
Dick: “I see by your outfit that you’re a cowboy too.”
Both: "We see by our outfits that we are both cowboys,
“If you get an outfit you can be a cowboy too!”
“To do her justice, I can’t see that she could have found anything nastier to say if she’d thought it out with both hands for a fortnight.”
Dorothy L. Sayers
Busman’s Honeymoon
hmmmm and if you are a good cowboy you can join the Village People…
“Do or do not, there is no try” - Yoda
“Drop the chalupa, gringo”
“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”
Warren ZevonAh, but what ees the chupacabra, senor?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Long time passing…
Hand me my nose ring, show me the mosh pit!
Happy trails to you. . .
In the merry, merry month of May…
Where have all the goats gone?
They made me trade the gallows for the Mexicali blues
It’s another tequila sunrise.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Damn you, Pluto! (said in the same tones as “Curse you, Red Baron!”) You stole the exact schtick I was aiming for.
Curses, foiled again,
Veb
Wasting away in Margarita Ville…
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
-Spanish Proverb
Naw, Veb, pluto didnt steal it, that’s exactly where I was hoping someone would take this (although I must say that everyone’s surpassed my wildest expectations)!
Hangman, hangman, slack your rope…
Hand me my nose ring, show me the mosh pit!
I shot the sheriff… but I did not shoot the deputy.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!