As much as I love the stuff... Smirnoff Ice Triple-Black gives me heartburn.

Consistently. I can reproduce it at will.

Damn the luck.

-Sweep.

Alas, I have the same problem with most malt liquors. I find that taking some Zantac 75 usually cures what ails me, though. It sucks when I forget it, though.

…what’s that even taste like?