Ashcroft Explains Why He's Leaving (Ironic Times Version)

From Ironic Times :

The joke is about a fictional Rapture Alert, like the terror alert, with a scale from blue to red, and the caption for red made me laugh:

“Jesus Coming, Get Naked, Start Jumping”
I just could not get the mental picture of millions of people across the country outside their homes, naked and jumping…
good night. :slight_smile:

God, a sight like that is liable to make him turn around and go back.