AshenLady....

I’d like to be the first to coin the term “Canschluss”* for this proposed unification of Northern North America. **
*Canschluß for you traditionalists.
** but I’m not

IF my grandmother had balls, she’d be my grandfather…

Thank you for your contribution. I’m sure you’re doing the best you can.

You’re very welcome.

Well, that does answer my question.

Not if they were his.

You know, it’s really not.
Unless you consider, say, being struck by lightning to be a constant threat everywhere, anywhere, at any time. The two events are about on par, statistically speaking.

Wait, so she’d impregnate your grandfather? Doesn’t she need more than just balls, like a penis, or, wait, better yet, she needs hypodermic genitalia like a bedbug, so that she could penetrate his vagina-less abdomen and impregnate him!

Plus, he’d be XY, and has no eggs, so is she going to be squirting eggs in there? In which case, why does she need balls, she just needs the hypodermic genitalia. He’d have difficulty carrying your parent to term, but I suppose if your grandparents were closely related, maybe twins in all but they X/Y chromosome it might work. Were they?

How is this relevant to your other gibberish? Does this saying make more sense in some other language?

Neurotoxin paralysis. Swathed in silk. Couple eggs laid. Tick, tock, tick, tock. Larvae. Hungry larvae.

I think we need less crazy, religious bullshit and a bit more of live and let live. I really couldn’t care less what religion or lack of religion someone has. Just don’t try to shove your ideas down my throat. You can tell me about it once and if I say, thanks, but not for me, that should be the end of it. I have had plenty of friends who have had different ideas about religion and it really did not affect our freindship. Of course, none of them were batshit crazy, either (well, maybe one or two, but not on the subject of religion specifically).

AshenLady, please just stop with the conspiracy theories. You are Jewish? Great! I am happy for you. I actually have no problem with it. But don’t come here and tell me about how everyone is out to get you because your Jewish. I ain’t buying it. You look like a paranoid freak. Basically, I’m saying, chill the fuck out, mkay?

Since the subject of this thread has now been banned, I’m going to close this.