Fucking Republican bitch, volunteer for the McCain campaign, you tell the world you were attacked by a big black man who was only going to mug you, until he saw the McCain sticker on your car (or was it your McCain button? You kept changing your story), which is when he beat you, carved a “B” (for Barack, of course) on your ugly-assed face, and sexually assaulted you. You got lots of publicity and even a call from John and Sarah themselves. Boy, I’ll bet that made you feel all important and shit.
BUT YOU WERE LYING. I’d call you a douchebag but douchebags would be ashamed to be associated with you, because they perform a useful service. Cunts are nice things (I like mine) so I can’t call you that. Even cumstains have tiny little spermatozoa in them that aren’t hurting anybody, they’re just doing what sperm do.
You’re shit. You’re rancid shit. You are nothing. I spit on you, and hope that others who come in contact with your sorry ass do too.