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When they let you out of the sanitarium, will you rsume your previous employment as a Llama shaver?

Dear Mr. C:

When the parole board finally is convinced of my attitude [sic], I will not resume as a Llama ‘shaver’ but as a Llama ‘singer’. For this I plan to hold a seminar for the benefit of other singers, titled “Shaped Charges and You: An Explosive Combination” . . .