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Some of this stuff girls do too. All of my toys are loud, messy and expensive. (Heh.) And you rarely catch me holding a grudge!
Is the best way to a man’s heart through his stomach?
I hate the phrase “We need to talk” as much as you do. And most of the time I will just launch into whatever I need to say. But sometimes I really do need to have a serious talk - non-accusatory, just maybe I need to share something - and I need to know how best to get you to shift your gears. What’s a good way without coming off as attacking?
How do you feel when chicks hit on you - not necessarily because they want to go out with you, but just in an admiring sort of way? Or even just say something simple like “You’re cute/sexy/you have nice eyes.”
More later!
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Well Anaamika, if you used a battery powered, instead of a gasoline powered vibrator, it wouldn’t be that loud.
Stomach? Nope. Try a little lower.
We need to talk serious. Ease your way to the deep end of the pool. Now everyman is different but for me, just bring up Star Trek. A very serious subject.
“Zebra, remember when Spock was in command of the shuttlecraft and how McCoy was really on his ass about everything?”
“Why yes I do”
“Sometimes I feel like Spock and you are McCoy when I’m driving.”
“I’m sorry, I’ll try to be more like Scotty in that episode.”
See, it’s easy.
When Chicks hit on me? I feel like I’m in a paraelle universe. Too bad that in that universe I’m not suave so I still feel a little flusterd and I’ll probably start to flop sweat if you keep it up. So a little is good, too much feels damp.
I hate the phrase “We need to talk” as much as you do. And most of the time I will just launch into whatever I need to say. But sometimes I really do need to have a serious talk - non-accusatory, just maybe I need to share something - and I need to know how best to get you to shift your gears. What’s a good way without coming off as attacking?
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Five words guaranteed to get any man’s attention and make sure he listens to what you’re saying all the way through:
How to keep a man in a good mood through anything you need to tell him, though I can’t guarantee he will listen very attentively:
Note: that one only works if the follow-through is there.
“Zebra, remember when Spock was in command of the shuttlecraft and how McCoy was really on his ass about everything?”
“Why yes I do”
“Sometimes I feel like Spock and you are McCoy when I’m driving.”
“I’m sorry, I’ll try to be more like Scotty in that episode.”
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I read this while I’m on the phone. Damn, now she is asking me why I started laughing suddenly.
Anyway, I wasn’t necessarily referring to my vibrator - do you think the only expensive toy I have is that?
[QUOTE=Zebra]
what men want to know about every woman on the planet is what noise they make when they orgasm.
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Not only, but I would agree, that’s on the short list. I once asked a roommate of mine (in reference to one particular girl in specific) if he’d ever wanted to fuck a girl just to see how her tits would look rocking back and forth. He didn’t even quite seem to understand the question. Definitely not a guy’s guy.
Really, what men want to know about every woman on the planet is what noise they make when they orgasm. A quiet girl really peaks our interest.
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I’m sure that’s not all it peaks. :dubious:
I’ve got the million-dollar question. What about girls who watch/read/look at porn? What if they have a bigger stash than you? (Only most girls aren’t interested in the same things, not magazines but erotica and so forth.)
Also:
How would you want a girl to ask you out?
Also, it’s already been asked about the spiders/bugs, but I must confess I have next to no mechanical aptitude. I’m sorry that I have to ask you to re-caulk the tub/listen to my car/redo the light switch. I could do it, but you would just have to do it over. Do you mind if I assume that’s your job?
I guess they’re soft and squishy and you don’t have any but the same is true for teddy bears.
Why do you want to touch and look at boobies all the time? I have a rather nice pair and they are attached to me 24 hours a day and I probably do not think about them as much as you do.
I guess they’re soft and squishy and you don’t have any but the same is true for teddy bears.
Why do you want to touch and look at boobies all the time? I have a rather nice pair and they are attached to me 24 hours a day and I probably do not think about them as much as you do.
Sincerely,
Zipper
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Is this a surprise? I can even see how fun they would be. Not mine, I mean, they’re mine so they are the same old, but I can see how it would be fun with someone else’s. Especially if I didn’t have a pair.
I’ve got the million-dollar question. What about girls who watch/read/look at porn? What if they have a bigger stash than you? (Only most girls aren’t interested in the same things, not magazines but erotica and so forth.)
Also:
How would you want a girl to ask you out?
Also, it’s already been asked about the spiders/bugs, but I must confess I have next to no mechanical aptitude. I’m sorry that I have to ask you to re-caulk the tub/listen to my car/redo the light switch. I could do it, but you would just have to do it over. Do you mind if I assume that’s your job?
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Bigger stash? Maybe a bigger stash than I’ll admit to having. Everyman has a secret stash. A stash that nobody knows about, and it isn’t shared, EVER. Even if you show me something from your stash that is in the same vein as my secret stash, I would never admit that I had any. Porn is not ‘Go Fish’. Besides, it not quantity, but quality that counts. Heck, most men could look at a woman’s porn stash and not realize that it’s porn. Just looks like a bunch of paperbacks if you ask me.
Yes, but, she runs the same risk of me turning her down and men are as good with lame ass excuses. I may simply say “No, because your aren’t my type” instead of saying that I have to wash my hair that weekend or something.
You can assume that it’s my job, but you should also assume that I’m complete shite with that stuff as well. Well I can do the caulk, but I may make a mess, and I can do the light switch but how often does that come up? Assume I know about cars at your peril.
[QUOTE=ZipperJJ]
Why do you want to touch and look at boobies all the time? I have a rather nice pair and they are attached to me 24 hours a day and I probably do not think about them as much as you do.
Sincerely,
Zipper
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I fear that yours may be suffering a debilitating lack of attention and suggest that you seek amateur help immediately. As a caring, giving person, I humbly offer my services.
You can assume that it’s my job, but you should also assume that I’m complete shite with that stuff as well. Well I can do the caulk, but I may make a mess, and I can do the light switch but how often does that come up? Assume I know about cars at your peril.
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What if I just ask you to take it to the mechanic because he always overcharges me because I’m female and he thinks I have no idea how to price-shop…
I guess they’re soft and squishy and you don’t have any but the same is true for teddy bears.
Why do you want to touch and look at boobies all the time? I have a rather nice pair and they are attached to me 24 hours a day and I probably do not think about them as much as you do.
Sincerely,
Zipper
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Boobies do not equal teddie bears. (Why do women like those?)
I’m not sure but boobies just feel like home. Like a Norman Rockwell painting. When I can touch boobies I feel like I am where I’m supposed to be in the universe. It is like Boobies are the monolith from 2001. Men are alternately the man-apes or the space suited modern men. Either way, when we touch them, we feel connected, on a spiritual level with God/The Universe. I become one with everything, achieve nirvana, bowl 300, hear Ode to Joy, feel cleansed of all impurities. Boobies complete me.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
What if I just ask you to take it to the mechanic because he always overcharges me because I’m female and he thinks I have no idea how to price-shop…
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I’d pay the extra money to avoid the personal humiliation.
[QUOTE=Anaamika]
Is this a surprise? I can even see how fun they would be. Not mine, I mean, they’re mine so they are the same old, but I can see how it would be fun with someone else’s. Especially if I didn’t have a pair.
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Chill out. I was asking the OP not you, you know, for fun. His answer and the other guys’ answers were a lot funnier than yours.
BTW KneadToKnow, I am fascinated by the appropriateness of your username in regards to your comment
I’m sorry that I have to ask you to re-caulk the tub/listen to my car/redo the light switch. I could do it, but you would just have to do it over. Do you mind if I assume that’s your job?