I bought my first condo.
I thought my neighbor was just an OCD loser.
I have now learned (by way of discovering his box of propoganda in the storage area) he is a wackadoodle right wing extremist. Read: Timothy McVeigh.
Ask me anything about my experiences with my neighbor.
Heh - after owning a house for around nine years, I can see myself being interviewed; “He killed 10 people? Well, he was quiet, he never had parties or parked in front of our house, and he always mowed his lawn and shovelled his walk. He wasn’t all bad.”
So far, all you’ve given us is a Republican who dislikes your passion for Chinese food so strongly that he communicates passive-aggressively through religious music. That’s not a neighbour from Hell. That’s not even a neighbour from Heck. More like a neighbour from Kansas.
in case it’s not obvious: the jokes are that “wanton” isn’t spelled “won-ton”