Does your cape enable user to fly?
If I wore your cape would I be able to fly?
If you had a house at the Cape, would it have flies?
The world may never know, but I channeled “Tootie” from The Facts of Life, and she said 453.
Front to back.
He’s a dog. My niece says so. Then again, she also says that she has a monkey in the fridge, and that girls don’t kiss girls. I want to be a fly on the wall when she learns her mom’s bi-sexual.
I fly not because of my cape, but because I stand on radio waves. Sometimes, after a big meal, they droop too far down from my weight, and penetrate your skull. That’s why songs like “I Shot the Sheriff[sub]*[/sub]” get stuck in your head.
No. You’d only be able to see a holograph of Joe Piscopo, and he would do all of his impressions for you for all eternity.
Nope. Not for long, anyway. Because my sidekick, Beru “Da Squid” KittyCat, eats them.
I fly not because of my cape, but because I stand on radio waves. Sometimes, after a big meal, they droop too far down from my weight, and penetrate your skull. That’s why songs like “I Shot the Sheriff[sub]*[/sub]” get stuck in your head.
No. You’d only be able to see a holograph of Joe Piscopo, and he would do all of his impressions for you for all eternity.
Nope. Not for long, anyway. Because my sidekick, Beru “Da Squid” KittyCat, eats them.
[sup]*Also “Seasons In The Sun”[/sup]
Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?
Do you
cook
clean
do laundry
do windows
give great hours long massages
always say yes dear to a woman ?
If yes will you marry me, my husband won’t mind.
Do you really truly love me?
what do/would you say when someone says to you, " whattaya a comedian or something?"
Tony M
-preococious oldster
Venkman:
Actually, I did both. My superpowers didn’t reveal themselves until puberty.
Ayesha:
In order:
Yes
Yes
Yes
No
Yes
Of course
Sure. Hey, we can always move to Utah.
GingerOfTheNorth:
But of course. How could I possibly say no?
Tony Montana:
Normally respond “yup. But I won’t be funny until you pay me.”
I once found a really old Disney book at my grandma’s house (no date available here, I just know it was really old) that featured Mickey Mouse and Dippy the Goof. So if anyone asks you what Goofy is, he’s a Goof. And his given name, apparently, is Dippy.
Superdude, if you ever went to jail, Id buy you some soap on a rope. Just because.
Helena, before he was known as Dippy the Goof, IIRC, he was known as Dippy Dawg. So he’s a dog. Albeit a goofy one.
Happy Feet, for some reason, I took real solace in that. Thank you.
Why is the ocean near the shore?
Zebra, thanks for the question. The answer is this: The very definition of shore is this: The land along the edge of an ocean, sea, lake, or river; a coast (from www.dictionary.com). That clearly indicates that it HAS to be near an ocean or some other body of water.
Why does it always rain on me?
Why do fools fall in love?
Who put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop-shoo-bop?
Where were you when I needed you? Where were you when I wanted you?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
How does it feel to treat me like you do?
Do you love me now that I can dance?
Where, oh where, can my baby be?
When will I see you again?
What is love?
Who can it be now?
Inquiring minds want to know!
Nocturne (who has ingested WAY too much music lately)
Superdude, remember that time we got really drunk and you punched me in the ass? And then you chased me down the block with some dogshit on a stick?
I’m still pissed about that. You suck.
Rose
I know how to reply to threads. but i cant figure out how to post my own thread starter. how do i do that?
Top left corner of every forum has a “New Thread” button.
I think since the quesetion this thread was resurrected to ask has been answed, I’m closing this thread. If anyone has any burning questions to ask of Superdude, I suggest you PM him.
Ellen Cherry