Ah, I just now realized the implication of your question. About 14 inches. Don’t feel bad though, if your not up to par.
Well, the wicker man approach worked pretty well for the Nazi’s, though the ashes can be a bit of a telltale heart.
Try vats of acid. Or concrete! Build a shopping mall with bodies in the concrete.
WRONG! 5.877. You’re fired as the average guy.
It’s okay if you are underendowed! Like I said, noone will think any less of you with a 5.877 inch penis! Really! Now you can dig up all the spurious cites you want, it won’t change the facts.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
What is the average guy’s favorite color?
How many nude pictures of Bea Arthur do you own, and how many are autographed?
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98.4 Don’t argue with me!
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Puce
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Umm. I don’t uh. Know what you’re uh. talkin… Ahem. What were you saying?
Why varnish? MDF has no natural grain or surface features - usually you either veneer or paint the stuff. I did a multiple coat black laquer job on some MDF which turned out okay, but it did take WAY more laquer than I expected to cover properly. Bottom line - it probably couldn’t hurt to seal it first.
WHO IS THE FUCKING AVERAGE GUY HERE!!!
WHO!?!?!?!?!
YOU EVER TRY TO MUSCLE IN ON MY TERRITORY AGAIN, I’LL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!
Ok, what were we talking about? I need some coffee.
Please don’t ban me for that. Joke, see?
Hello Average Guy.
When did you first realise you were average?
I’m super macho, good-looking and way too intelligent for my own good, but I just wanna be average like you. Where do I begin?
Why does it hurt when you pee?
And I do mean you… not me.
MDF is more absorbent because it’s Maximum Density Fiberboard. There’s just simply more to absorb. I’d suggest either lots of coats or a good sealant beforehand.
What is the difference between mean, median and mode. I always get that mixed up.
I thought MDF was medium density fiberboard?
And Ilsa, sorry 'bout that 14" penis, it must suck to pass out from pseudo-blood loss whenever you get an erection.
Umm… yeah? Kinda?
Ah, but Bruce_Daddy, that study doesn’t reflect that the average guy lies about said length. And that the average length in said lie is … 14 inches!!
1)Wife Beaters
2)Miller Lite and (on special occasions) Bud Lite
3)Good looking is okay, as the average guy has a girlfriend or wife, but stop working out immediately.
Haven’t drunk enough water during the day.
Mean refers to the absolute averae of sample N (in (Delta X)/N=X bar.
Median refers to the central pivotal value of set N (1,2,3,4,5) median=3.
Mode is the relative maximum of sample N. The value range with the highest frequencey F.
Well, I get by.
Mommy LIED?
What lie?
According to the US Center for Statistical Stuff, the average American male has had 3.3 sexual partners. That average age of the female population is 35.2 years. This means that you have had sex with 3 partners 35.2 years old and one partner a child of 10.56 years. You sick pervert. You should be ashamed. What do you have to say for yourself?
I haven’t actually had any sexual partners.