Then you can’t be the average guy, because the average guy always exaggerates the number of sexual partners he has had.
I myself have had 12 sexual partners and that’s just this year. 
Does that number also include both your left hand and your right hand?
Well, actually it’s more like 47 this weekend for me.
Thank you.
I knew I’d get a decent answer about averae if I asked an averae guy.
It is very much like average.
What’s the meaning of life?
Also, where’s the best place to get a steak dinner for less than $10?
1)42
2)Ponderosa
Is $37.00 to much to spend on a bra from Victoria’s Secret?
And was silver the right color for me?
1)No
2)Come on over and let me check.
Is $20 too much to spend on a lap dance? Exactly how much “dance” should I get for that amount? And what are the limits on touching?
Where the hell are my car keys?
Please complete the following sentence: “Burping and farting in mixed company is considered…”
1)No; A good bit, but don’t touch and don’t buy her a drink.
2)Under the bed, moron.
3)A very BAD DOG! Go outside, Rover!
Are you just a regular Joe with a regular job?
Your average white suburbanite slob?
Do you like football and porno
And books about war?
Have you got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor?
When was the last time you had a Budlight[sup]TM[/sup]?
1)Not Really, but don’t tell anyone.
2)No
3)No
4)Yes
I cannot legally consume alcohol.
I didn’t ask if you could consume alcohol, I asked when was the last time you drank a Budlight[sup]TM[/sup].
Oh, does the average guy care if a woman fakes “it”?
1)Implicit was that I have not consumed a Budlight™
2)Fakes What?
The big “O”
Women pretend to have read “Othello?”
Far more than you know.
I liked Hamlet.