Ask the conservative asshole

We reject your reality and substitute the real world.

Funny how people who don’t support the likes of Trump never have to explain how the words they use aren’t really racist.

Now look up “wetback”.

People who aren’t racist rarely need to argue at length that they aren’t racist.

Do you perhaps imagine that an ethnic Swede who came off a ship in Puerto Vallarta, trekked to the Rio Grande and swam across into the US would ever be called a “wetback” in south Texas? Even if he walked down the streets of San Antonio loudly declaiming that he just swam the river?

Haven’t we already done this dance with the Humpster? Can we get back to billfish explaining what he agrees with Trump about? I would like to know.

Granted the last time we danced this dance, Humps got suspended. Win-win I suppose. Carry on.

A reality in which you do not google, apparently. (Which does not surprise me, if you were the least bit intellectually curious you wouldn’t be this fucking stupid.)

So bill, do you think “wetback” is a racist term?

Also, did you believe clot’s story about the liberal environmentalist jogger who harassed him while he was mowing his lawn with an electric motor?

This is what it’s like to be so emotionally fragile and ignorant of fact that the merest suggestion of being proven wrong sends one into self defensive cognitive dissonance.

It’s severe mental illness, folks. This type of stupid that can’t be fixed.

It’s amazing to watch. Like, how much stupider can he get, and the answer is, there is no known natural limit!

I wish I could stop reading him, but I can’t. I keep expecting the punch line, but it never comes.

wettbök?

So is Milo Yannannapolis OK for a gay guy?

Oh, right - this:

If you think this is like answering some homework essay assignment, I’m gonna reach through your fucking computer screen, Billfish678, grab you one-handed by the throat, lift you all up and down, shake you around a bit like a raggedy ann doll, and then fling you into that dumpster over there as the lid slams down on top of you.

Really? You can’t just…answer this shit off the top of your head? Do you have to research something? Don’t worry - I won’t be expecting any cites, ok? This means you’re free to answer all these questions however you wish - it’s like I’m letting you have the run of the liquor store - feel free to imbibe, gluttonously, on all of these soupcons of wonder, and so…your welcome, for that, obviously.

Also - after paying Sarah Huckabee Sanders $50 to sit on your face, how long would you be able to:

a.) comfortably support her weight before the phosphenes kick in?
b.) breathe?

When you respond, you CANNOT answer just that one.

Maybe THE best post I’ve come across in my year and a half at the dope so far.

“Redneck racist shit-for-brains” doesn’t apply to all white guys from Texas either. Only the ones who call Mexicans wetbacks. They are literally redneck racist shit-for-brains so it isn’t a slur.

That’s sure to be almost as riveting as this desperate bid for attention has been.

Well, I wouldn’t kick him outa bed…

Who would be top?

Again.

Ask about an actual policy/decision Trump has/made and I’ll tell you why I’m for it or agin it.

And 10 questions? Seriously.

Parrots on crack.

That’s comedy gold right there.

He banned people from countries with a serious terrorist problem. One’s that were on OBAMAS list of problematic countries.

Yes, and a much smarter person wouldn’t have called it a “Muslim ban”…repeatedly. Not too bright.