Ask the conspiracy theorist

[Smeghead]

If you took all the posts in all of his threads and completely randomized their order, the resulting thread would make exactly as much sense as the originals.

[Kozmik]

@Marley23

I might answer a specific question if you have one, Kozmik, but I’m not doing “please elaborate.” I’ve posted more than I need to about this as it is, and I see no point in going into even greater detail explaining the obvious just so you can say something like “Why?” or “How do you know?” or “What if… Anarch?”

I’m going to take you up on your offer.

Why did the United States to war in Afghanistan after 9/11 and not Saudi Arabia?

Saudi Arabia May Be Tied to 9/11, 2 Ex-Senators Say

Now, in sworn statements that seem likely to reignite the debate, two former senators who were privy to top secret information on the Saudis’ activities say they believe that the Saudi government might have played a direct role in the terrorist attacks.

[DrFidelius]

@Kozmik

I’m going to take you up on your offer.

Why did the United States to war in Afghanistan after 9/11 and not Saudi Arabia?

Saudi Arabia May Be Tied to 9/11, 2 Ex-Senators Say

Oh, that’s easy. Money. We buy much more oil from the Saudis than we do from the Afghans. You don’t need to invoke Lizards when the (craven) self-interest of politicians is an adequate explanation.

[Smeghead]

Throws a rope to DrFildelius

Quick! Grab on! We’ll pull you out before you get sucked in! To the rest of you: RUUUN!!!

[DrFidelius]

Thank you. I do not know what came over me. I know better than to engage this.

It must have been those Atlantean mind-control satellites that overrode my better judgement.

[Kozmik]

Putin’s NYT OP-ED

Propaganda for the propagandists.

That is all. Discuss or not. I don’t really care anymore.

[Loach]

@Kozmik

Putin’s NYT OP-ED

Propaganda for the propagandists.

That is all. Discuss or not. I don’t really care anymore.

Exactly. Won’t anyone think of the Lizards?

[Steken]

@Kozmik

I don’t really care anymore.

You don’t? Why not? What happened?

[Telemark]

@Kozmik

Putin’s NYT OP-ED

So you’re saying that Putin is a lizard?

[Drunky_Smurf]

Clearly.

[Smeghead]

How dare world leaders express opinions in a public way!

[Morgyn]

If you don’t care, why did you bump this thread?

[Sal_Ammoniac]

Late to the party, but anyway…

Kozmik, what about sports? Do you have the feeling that most major sporting contests are rigged?

[Loach]

@Sal_Ammoniac

Late to the party, but anyway…

Kozmik, what about sports? Do you have the feeling that most major sporting contests are rigged?

The malicious and unwarranted persecution of Alex Rodriguez is obviously a Lizard plot. And all Red Sox players are evil shape shifting Atlanteans. Except for Wade Boggs, Kevin Youkilis or any others that became Yankees.

[FriendofOrion]

@Little_Nemo

If I may generalize, conspiracy theorists believe in secret groups that are able to conceal their existence and activities over a period of decades. But at the same time, these same conspiracy theorists feel they have found evidence that proves these groups exist.

If these groups are inept enough to leave evidence of their existence lying around that single individuals can uncover, why is it that countries and investigative agencies and news media are unable to uncover the existence of these clandestine groups?

I believe that the secret groups are part of a larger group(The Illuminati) that own and control the media. (4 corporations own news media). That means that the public will not get the info these investigative journalist find anyway. Its worked well for hundreds of years and most people don’t believe anything until it is on the 6 O’clock news!

[Steken]

@FriendofOrion

I believe that the secret groups are part of a larger group(The Illuminati) that own and control the media. (4 corporations own news media). That means that the public will not get the info these investigative journalist find anyway. Its worked well for hundreds of years and most people don’t believe anything until it is on the 6 O’clock news!

So, these Illuminati of which you speak… Are they human beings?

[Loach]

@Steken

So, these Illuminati of which you speak… Are they human beings?

Specist!

[aNewLeaf]

Oh, they’re people either way. We just want to know if they’re earth-humans or lizardfolk from Elsewhere.

[Steken]

@Loach

Specist!

But some of my best friends are lizards!

[Smeghead]

Whether you know it or not…