Ladies and gentelmen… friends and neighbors… yer pal astiboy is DRUNK!
Glorioulsly, without a doubt, Lordly, friggin drunk!
In an attempt to seduce Astrogir;, I plied her with copious amounts of soju and beer, and ended up drunker thn her!
O my! O me!
Whew!
Anyways, I offer for you amusement: Ask the drunk guy!!!
Go ahead, ask anything! I’m ready!@
Ask away! (tyhis may be a limited time orffer…, as I don’t know when I’,m going to pass otu on my bed…)
Whew!! My head is spinning!
Don’t you wish you had a monkey butler right now?
huh? A monkey butler would be good most times… but why now, especially?
Whgoosh…
How many fingers am I holding up?
Ummm…free, no four!s:D
What happened to Astrogir;?
Sshe went home… should be calling soon…
How does your head feel this morning? 
NO! Two! Ya lush.
AHA!!!
I’m still awake! So far my head is OK…I won’t speak fot tomorrow morining…
Why aren’t you with Astrogirl now?
And what’s soju?
Cause Astrogirl went home!!
Soju is a reallly bad liquor based on rice, or something/…
Oh Crap!! I think I’m going o bed soon!!
Oy…
OK,. still here and consciouse… nore or less…
OY…
Qquicck! anymore questions?
Hurrey!
Not gonna lasy much longer!!
Oh. crap!!!n Asttrogirl just called, and one of her friends is in an unhappy marriage…
Major downer!!! Oy!!!
Hey drunkboy, pass the beer, will ya?
hip
We can be… drunk together! hip I’m a cheap date, one beer and I’m tipsy!
hip
gurgle
So, Astroboy, whatcha doin in Korea?
F***ed if I know!!!
Ready to gho back to the real world!!
So now would be a good time to recruit you for Scylla’s Brute Squad?
I need a personal body guard.
OK… I’ve had it… g’noght all!
Why are you wearing pink chain mail?
Just to let you all know: Astroboy has a bad hangover!