When you are reunited with Rod Hull in the afterlife - Please let him know that it finished 2-1. I’m sure it’s been bothering him.
Who’s a good emu? Is her a good emu? Is her a pretty emu? Yes her is!
Her is a pretty wittle emu, isn’t her?
Of course I know Lloyd, my child. Everyone knows Lloyd. Lloyd is truly a True Emu… unless you mean that Lloyd. In which case, I don’t know him.
Alas, my dear BJMoose, I cannot say. It remains to you to find the inner emu within yourself. Once you have crossed the paths of emu obdurance and overcome the struggles of emu resistance and challening emus, then you will reunite with the blissful cosmic harmony of the holy and blessed Emu of the Universe, and the seventeen divine and awesome revelations of the most worshipful Emu will be revealed unto you.
And she was totally legal. I swear.
harmless! slap How could you? I am not one of your sleazy floozy little Goatse friends! :mad:
Ok, so her ain’t a pretty wittle emu. 
Her’s a mean ol’ nasty emu, yes her is! 
I was going to give you a treat, but n’mind.
Nyah!
Whoopsie! That was me! (Like anyone couldn’t tell. )
Sorry about that, Sissy Susie.
That’s what I get for switching computers. :smack:
lower lip quivers, eyes fill up with tears, sniffling
Watch out, guys…I’ve seen crocodiles do this!
She’s about to attack.
Nonsense!
Look at the poor little emu…
**Keapon ** takes a step closer.
*There a collective gasp, as everyone watches to see the fate of the foolish victim…
ponderous music *
the Emu ATTACKS!
squelching noise
gasp of collective horror