How did you end up on this backward (but mostly harmless) planet?
How did you get here?
Brian
[QUOTE=kunilou]
What do you wear when you aren’t around humans? Most of the aliens I’ve seen (at least the ones who look more or less human) wear some sort of shiny jumpsuit. I’ve always suspected that was some sort of “dress uniform” designed to impress or intimidate us. Is that the standard costume, or do you put on something else when you’re barbecuing out behind the space ship or hang out with your homies?
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I’m partial to Grateful Dead shirts. Garcia was one of us.
[QUOTE=N9IWP]
How did you end up on this backward (but mostly harmless) planet?
How did you get here?
Brian
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Got caught banging a Sector Overlord’s daughter. The ride here was on an intergalactic garbage scow.
Please, if you are going to take me, take me. Stop hovering over my house, and peeping in the windows. (That tin foil got you for a day or two though! Right)
[QUOTE=mrald]
Please, if you are going to take me, take me. Stop hovering over my house, and peeping in the windows. (That tin foil got you for a day or two though! Right)
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Do not underestimate the power of the tinfoil. It makes for an efficient way to eliminate obvious defectives from our breeding program.
How do you support those giant heads with those twiggy little bodies?
[QUOTE=the chicken of exeter]
How do you support those giant heads with those twiggy little bodies?
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Those stereotypes were invented by your government. We find them amusing.
What’s yer home planet like?
Using your advanced science is it possible to give a cat a bath without massive blood loss (or your local equivalent of blood)?
[QUOTE=elelle]
What’s yer home planet like?
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It is very shiny.
[QUOTE=oy vay]
Using your advanced science is it possible to give a cat a bath without massive blood loss (or your local equivalent of blood)?
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Cat bathing is high on our list of useful tasks your species can perform after we take over.
What exactly is the “music of the spheres”?
[QUOTE=Oakminster]
Cat bathing is high on our list of useful tasks your species can perform after we take over.
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So if you’re taking over then the Vogan demolition fleet was canceled?
[QUOTE=El Gaucho]
What exactly is the “music of the spheres”?
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Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd. Ronnie was one of us.
[QUOTE=oy vay]
So if you’re taking over then the Vogan demolition fleet was canceled?
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We won exploitation rights when the Vogans went all in on a low straight. The Supreme Overlord, (aka the HMFIC), had a full boat, Aces over tens.
Shiney, Ok, Happy nice as well? Or just shiney like our Earth Hollywood shiney thang, a phantasmagoric gloss and effort in story-telling?
On another bent: What do you think about spiders here on Earth?
[QUOTE=elelle]
Shiney, Ok, Happy nice as well? Or just shiney like our Earth Hollywood shiney thang, a phantasmagoric gloss and effort in story-telling?
On another bent: What do you think about spiders here on Earth?
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Shiney, with good plumbing.
Spiders have to be somewhere, and here is conveniently out of the way.
[QUOTE=elelle]
On another bent: What do you think about spiders here on Earth?
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Spider Robinson, of course, is one of us.
Could you please stop bringing back Whitley Streiber? Next time you take him, just keep him.
[QUOTE=Oakminster]
I’m partial to Grateful Dead shirts. Garcia was one of us.
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Oh My Og…He/She (op) IS for real and knows the TRUTH…why did you take him back WAY too soon??
Oh great Oakminster, if I may ask…'If og is all powerfull can She/He make a rock so heavey that He/She can not lift~?~?
tsfr