Paper or plastic?
Smoking or non?
Simon or Garfunkel?
Garfunkel or Ed Meese?
How do you like your eggs? Fertilized or un?
[QUOTE=Oakminster]
Cthulu is no one’s buddy. He’s an insufferable ass, and you do not want to get stuck with his bar tab.
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What about Nyarlathotep, then?
[QUOTE=«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™]
Can you believe it’s not butter?!?
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Yes, but I don’t.
[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]
Coke or Pepsi?
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Pepsi. With bourbon, on days like today.
[QUOTE=Mindfield]
Paper or plastic?
Smoking or non?
Simon or Garfunkel?
Garfunkel or Ed Meese?
How do you like your eggs? Fertilized or un?
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Paper, smoking, Simon, Garfunkel, and scrambled, with grits and bacon.
Here on earth, whenever a human masturbates, God kills a kitten.
What does Karana kill when you masturbate?
[QUOTE=Sophie_Z]
What about Nyarlathotep, then?
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That’s just what Tesla calls himself when he’s drunk.
[QUOTE=Ghanima]
Here on earth, whenever a human masturbates, God kills a kitten.
What does Karana kill when you masturbate?
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Nothing, for Karana is most wise.
So which theory of the creation of the universe is closer to the truth? The Big Bang, or the Great Green Arklesiezure?
Which planet is Michael Jackson from? And could you give him a lift back? (Or at least, somewhere else?)
Do your ships travel faster than light? Or did you just have to find a really long book for the journey here?
I want a beffel. Can you get me one?
Ever heard of a planet called Eggidoodlebopper? I knew a guy from there, we went to high school together.
[QUOTE=Monstre]
So which theory of the creation of the universe is closer to the truth? The Big Bang, or the Great Green Arklesiezure?
Which planet is Michael Jackson from? And could you give him a lift back? (Or at least, somewhere else?)
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Neither is close. The creation of the “universe” as you percieve it was more like a byproduct of a bakesale.
Jackson is the sole survivor from an unfortunate expirment in the Wacko Sickondrus System. They don’t want him back.
[QUOTE=Monstre]
Do your ships travel faster than light? Or did you just have to find a really long book for the journey here?
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Yes. We have to issue Reader’s Digest condensed versions of novels for in flight reading.
[QUOTE=Sophie_Z]
I want a beffel. Can you get me one?
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That isn’t what you really want.
[QUOTE=Oakminster]
That isn’t what you really want.
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Sure it is.
[QUOTE=Marley23]
Ever heard of a planet called Eggidoodlebopper? I knew a guy from there, we went to high school together.
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Your classmate did the brown acid, didn’t he?
[QUOTE=Oakminster]
Your classmate did the brown acid, didn’t he?
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In fifth grade? I hope not. His version of the story was that his name was Bloo Spi, and he came to this planet and allowed [name of kid] to go and live as a Pan-Dimensional Cosmic Entity in some other dimension. So he was stuck here. Kind of a weird guy, really.
[QUOTE=Sophie_Z]
Sure it is.
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Excuse me? I’m the omnipotent extraterrestial around here. I know what you really want, and a beffel ain’t it.
[QUOTE=Marley23]
In fifth grade? I hope not. His version of the story was that his name was Bloo Spi, and he came to this planet and allowed [name of kid] to go and live as a Pan-Dimensional Cosmic Entity in some other dimension. So he was stuck here. Kind of a weird guy, really.
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Brown acid, lead paint chips…something like that.