Ask the guy channeling John McCain

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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[…squinting at teleprompter…]

Friends, nothing is more important to me than your. Questions. And I will give you answers because I know how to win wars, solve problems, and share terrorists.

[…squinting at teleprompter…]

Scare terrorists.

Friends, I’m not going to remind you of my years as a POW, suffering at the hands of a vicious enemy just so you could sit around your kitchen table and worry about your bills. You already know that stuff. How I was shot down. My bones shattered. Mean people beating on me. And my refusal to cave in until they made me. So… well… I lost my train of thought.

[…squinting at teleprompter…]

Oh yeah. God bless us all and God bless this great country

[…squinting at teleprompter…]

America!

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Psst! John, you forgot “POW”.

… Sarah, you forgot “…and world peace”.

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You should knock off the partisan swipes across all the forum areas. Teleprompter usage doesn’t make the candidate, policies and beliefs do.

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Friend, I agree with everything you said. That’s why I refuse to condone any negative campaigning against our enemy, Senator Osama. My policy is to win the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, and the war in Iran. My belief is that birth begins at conception and evil is bad.