Did you have a shit-eating grin on your face when you wrote that?
You’re sick of *everyone’s *shit? Maybe the problem isn’t us, pal.
Thats shit-on-a-stick right there.
Grandpa, did you just shit your pants? Depends
At least it isn’t on a shingle.
How can you? My shit don’t stink:)
Really? Then what is that smell?
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of [del]death[/del] shit surrounds you
I’d offer you the shit sandwich but I know you don’t like bread.
Shit. I do believe the thread is an invitation for those of whose shit I am sick to ask me. I never said I was sick of everyone’s shit. But if the shoe stinks…
The first two replies in the threads were questions, which you didn’t bother to answer. And I’m getting sick of that shit.
Howwwwww sick are yooooou?
So you weren’t yesterday. What changed?
The Onion has a nice headline about some guy covered in his own shit because he refuses to pay his staff to bathe him.
Make sure you differentiate your shits!
Horses do not digest the seeds of the grasses they eat. Therefore, anything fertilized with non-composted horseshit will grow mostly weeds. Therefore, horseshit is useless. (we all know people like that)
Chickenshit is smelly and wet and nasty. Once you mess with chickenshit, it gets all over the place–especially on you. (we all know situations like that)
Bullshit can be useful, but you have to wade through a lot to find the usefulness. And bullshit is everywhere.
My mother taught me these useful definitions when I was a kid.
~VOW
What you need is some essential oil of rosemary.
Your shit will smell so good you won’t even want to flush it! I can get you in on the bottom floor of my business and you will get rich too.
I told you, man, I told you this shot was gonna turn bad! If anything I oughta be mad at you! Never listen.
The sixth sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Shit fire and save the matches.
Anything you’ve got, I’ll science the shit out of it.