Is there a cure for shit sickness?
If you don’t like my shit, stay away from it.
As sick as you are of my shit, how do you feel about your own shit? Do you drop it off and quickly flush it away, or do you view it fondly, savour its ambience, even cling to it?
That shit’s nasty, right there^^^
fuckin fucker fuck!
But it’s really *great *shit, Mrs. Presky! 
Look, I’m not taking Lomotil just because you’re in a lousy mood.
And of course the classic:
Here I sit
broken hearted
paid my nickel…
My first thought after reading OP was, “Does he have a smoking hot girlfriend and is this aimed at her?” .
The sixth SICK sheikh’s sixth sheep’s sick.
Are you callin’ my shit shit?
That’s snot what we’re talking about here.
Use matches & light your farts.
You know, this thread is really the product of my actually being sick of a specific 'doper’s … posts and style. So it ought rightfully have been a Pit thread. But I don’t have good luck there, and putting that level of nastiness out into the universe is really not my style (because I lack the eloquence to eviscerate someone as thoroughly as I want to, as much as it’s an ugly thing to do). But, being the narcissistic sociopath I am, I blame everyone for not running that particular 'doper off the board. And so here we are. I would out the poster in question at this time, or at least indicate whether or not they have posted in this thread, but I’m still kind of mad that nobody else seems to agree with me on that point. Thank you all for your understanding, you’re a great bunch (mostly).
Passive Aggressively Yours,
The guy who is so sick of all y’all’s shit.
Was it The Great Sun Jester? Because, I mean, that guy …
No, but he was a total putz. I’ve got him bound up tightly and shoved into a dark corner somewhere. Never again…