I suppose at this point it’s worth noting that the OP doesn’t say anything about answering these questions; we are merely invited to ask them.
Wow…some of these are hard, I guess I can’t answer them all, but I will do my best!
And once again, I swear I am not looking anything up, if i was doing that, there would be no need to admit I can’t answer some of them. OK, here we go:
Arch Trout
Damn…first question asked and I don’t know it…ahh…google informed me it was Calculon in the ep. “Bender Should Not be Allowed on TV” I’m 0-1 so far, not good. Although, I probably didn’t know it because that ep. isn’t released on DVD yet, so I haven’t seen it as much as earlier episodes.
SolGrundy
That ep. has the same problem as above, that, and I don’t know that name of it anyways. But the lines have something to do with “baby.” 0-2
BraheSilver
A bunch. The first one was “The Series has Landed”, the second ep. in the series, when Amy grabs him with the winch. Also in “The Times They are a Bendin’” when he got cut by the can opener. Also others that if I thought realyl hard I could get, but I’m on a schedule here, people! 1-2.
PussyCow’s question was answered. And I DID know it, although after only reading the first clue I thought for sure it was “Jurrasic Bark.”
friedo
I don’t know ASCII, but I do know the number is 00100100. It’s binary for 36! I’ll coutn tyhat as correct, since it’s as correct as I can get. 2-2
Bryan Ekers
Jesus came back in 2238, I wanna say. Damn, it was 2443. 2-3
647 years for Kwaanza Bot, voiced by Coolio. 3-3
Zoidberg’s parents are…decapods? I’m assuming you want their name, not their species. 3-4.
Right now. I’m counting that, by the way. 4-4
Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor
Don’t read the comics, cause I’m too poor.
Dooku
The feast of a thousand beasts! Although it seemed slightly less than a thousand. We see a zebra! And a camel! 5-4
“I apologize for nothing…hahaha!” 6-4
Hmm…well…the main dude is Malaki…I think the beer is Bendweiser…Drat…it was Shrimpkins and Lordweiser. I’m doing much lousier than I thought. 6-6
I don’t know the name of the movie, but some angry mom yells “No wire hangers” at her son, right? Was it Psycho? 7-6
Hail Ants
It was “Baby got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot 8-6
Bea Arthur! “The men must die!” 9-6
Sarah Silverman! Who, by the way, will one day be my bride. 10-6
Dan Castellaneta. Better known for being Homer on The Simpsons. 11-6
I already said this, but I’ll say it again. Coolio. 12-6
John Goodman. Though John DiMaggio did a very good job at imitating his voice for “A Tale of Two Santas.” 13-6
Named for Phil Hartmen, who was the original choice to do the voice of Zapp Brannigan. 14-6
“Nazi-Planet Episode Land: Formally Germany.” 15-6
Thank you, Hail Ants for putting me back on top!
Marley23
How about I say, "Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it! That’s the wonder of being a scientist! I’m gonna say this is neither wrong nor right.
Ultraviolet
friedo is right. However, some hobos call bender a robo (robot hobo) and he thinks they called him a romo (we can assume this means robot homosexual.) 16-6
ZebraShaSha
I asked you not to ask me that! But I’m gonna go out on a limb and say brown. Since this was already a pre-disqualified question, it doesn’t count towards the total.
Peter Morris
Three. One to screw it in, and two to debate about which episodes have lightbulbs in them and how to best make a joke out of the situation by incorperating them.
Pretty close. It was “Baby Love Child” by Pizzicato Five. (Hearing it convinced me that this was A Cool Show after all).
Joan Crawford yells this at her daughter in “Mommie Dearest.”
I was hoping you’d provide a real dimensional gateway or some helpful atomic supermen (basketball skills not required), but I just wanted to hear what you’d say in reply. Give yourself partial credit. 
Good enough for me. ASCII 36 is the ‘$’ sign.
Now for the hard stuff:
- What mathematical relationship do Bender and Flexo’s serial numbers share?
- Did Prof. Farnsworth ever, in fact, invent the Finglonger?
- In how many episodes did a Vice President of the United States appear?
- Who does a better Zapp Brannigan: Billy West or Maurice LaMarche?
Nope.
“how many Futurama fans does it take to change a lightbulb?”
None, they just sit in the dark wishing it would come back on.
Not trying to stump you, I actually want to know.
Zack Branagan makes a wonderful speech in one episode, and I’ve been trying to remember how it goes exactly, for years.
It starts, “What makes a man turn neutral?”
Actually, the line is, “Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it! That’s what being a scientist is all about!”
and Cubert’s comeback is,
“No, that’s what being a magical elf is all about.”
Ouch.
Okay bouv, I’ll give this a stab: What fact about Robot Hell surprises Leela, but not Fry?
- They’re both expressable as the sum of two cubse!
- Yes. It’s seen in “The Birbot of Ice-Catraz.”
- Let’s see…every ep. w/ Nixon (Nixon WAS a VP) (Nixon is in…let’s see…“Space Pilot 3000,” “A Head in the Polls,” “Insane in the Mainframe,” (sort of, he’s on a bill), “War is the H Word,” “Time Keeps on Slippin’”, “Crimes of the Hot” (also has Al Gore AND the headless body of Spiro Agnew), “A Taste of Freedom,” “Three Hundred Big Boys,” “The Devil’s Hands are Idle Playthings,” “Anthology of Interest II,”) Plus, was Chester A. Arthuer ever a VP? Cause if so, add “The Day the Earth Stood Stupid” to the list. Al Gore was also in “Anthology of Interest I.” How many is that…11 or 12.
- Clearly Billy West.
Oh, and Marley23, the fact that it’s in NJ.
Hamish, some quotes relating to Zapp’s attitudes towards Neutrals
I hate these filthy Neutrals Kiff. With enemies you know where they stand, but with neutrals who know? It sickens me.
later to Lela
So a plan to assasinate a weird looking alien with scissors How very neutral of you
(Leela: What?)
That was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing. Rock crushes scissors…paper covers rock and scissors cut paper. Kiff, we hava conundrum.
(Kiff Groans)
Search them for paper and bring me a rock.
(Kiff: Why?)
So beautiful yet so neutral.
And ofcourse the speech you refer to :
What makes a man turn Neutral?
Lust for Gold?Power? Or were you born with a heart of neutrality
What happens to the piece of jewelry that Bender gets from the Countess in the Titanic episode?
How about “When the hell did LaMarche do Brannigan’s voice?!” (on Chia-Earth perhaps?)
On the DVD commentaries. They even have a “Who is speaking right now” contest with him, Billy West and John DiMaggio.
Oh yes and while were on the Zapper,
- How did he stop the rampaging Killbots?
- What is the name of his ship?
- What learning disability does he suffer from?
- What song does he riff on in Amazon women in the mood?
- What does he replace with pert and popular and what does he tell Kiff to do with it?
- What attitude does he not need from Kiff?
- What is the name of his horse?
- What three things does Lela say Zap can’t do but Zap is sure Kiff might?
- What book on tape does Zap wish to share with Lee Lemon?
- Who Kills Zap and Kiff?
Bender tosses it in the trash can when they arrive back at planet express.
How does the second alien language work?
What is the other Nibblonian feast called?
What is the nickname the animators use for the tool they create extras in audiences with?
How did the staff pay tribute to Coolio for his voice work?
In which episodes does a staff member appear?
After which planet does the universe end?
How many parallel universes are there?
Yes, I realized a while back that the quote in my sig line was incorrect. I refuse to change it. Instead, I’m working on a machine which will alter all copies and memories of that episode so that my sig is correct as it is.
That, and I’m breeding mutant apes who will dwell on rooftops and scream my sig line. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear a beep that means either one of my doomsday machines has armed itself, or that my hot cocoa is ready.
Okay, here is an actual sincere question, and not a trivia-type question: did Nibbler’s shadow really show up in the FIRST airing of “Space Pilot 3000,” or was it something added after the fact in subsequent reruns?
- He threw wave after wave of his own men at them until the killbots reached their preset kill limit and shut down.
- The Nimbus
- What learning disability doesn’t he suffer from?