How many monkey butlers will there be?
A carrot, obviously.
Well, it’s a parody thread now…
Do you vote?
Yes, but only one is a Trump relative, and she’s like his 2nd cousin once removed.
OP - I really was curious. Maybe try again in a week or two? It’s all in the ti-MING.
Self-deprecating humour suits you better than vain smugness.
Yet we are speaking of orangutan hookers. :dubious:
Are you building a wall around your jungle? Are the orangutans paying for it?
Please. As I have learned from this website, they prefer to be called “monkubines”.
Since they have no tails, the term should properly be “apeubines”.
I have no idea what is going on here.
I’m not from around here, either.
Clearly, orangutan hookers are lousy at using correct nomenclature.
Much better at giving four handjobs at once.
This is why monkeys make better prostitutes than apes, 25% higher productivity.
Y’all might wanna look up the definition of “savant” … this thread might be the all time record for mass-whooshing … well done, septimus … maybe you’ll get promoted to octomus soon
What do you think is being “mass-whooshed” when the thread consists almost entirely of silliness?
Good job putting up some competition for the category of idiot savant.
Not necessarily, though the thread was started when I was giddy-sick from election returns. I will answer questions if there’s interest, beginning with Sunny Daze’s #11.
Threads like
Ask the Plumber
or
Ask the expert on Byzantine Poetry
or
Ask the guy who sleeps with $1000-per-trick hookers.
have long been a feature at SDMB and I’ve wondered what thread I could start.
Ask the expert on technical arcana so specialized I can’t describe them with the title-length restriction
or
Ask the guy diagnosed with anxiety neurosis
didn’t seem like they’d get far. I tried
Ask the brother-in-law of a Tiger’s sister-in-law
but that didn’t get far either. And
Ask the guy who xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
would immediately reveal my secret identity. :eek:
At this point in my life, my perspective on rural Thai culture may be among the little I have to offer! I think I have more practical knowledge about the society of rural Thailand than that of U.S.A., despite that I’ve spent more years in the latter. :smack: And often “idiot savant” seems like only a slight exaggeration to describe my cognition and life story.
So … we can all wait (especially me) to see how this thread develops. But for now, I want to pass until the recent heart-break lessens … 
OK - I’ll save up my list. I do want to know your secret identity though. Just because.