And now I’ve insulted Idle Thoughts, who I’ve long been proud to think of as a friend. 
Amongst my other faults I may be the most obnoxious poster on the entire Board. :eek: Sorry. Fair’s fair and if I can flame gentle Thoughts, so should people feel welcome to flame me.
Well, I may answer questions per thread title, if they seem good-natured.
Where do you live (be as general or as specific as you like), and why did you choose this place to retire? In what way are you an idiot savant?
Possibly this wasn’t the best day to try to make it all about you.
How do you get on the Internet? Do the coconuts provide power?
What about them centipedes, man?
Are you naked and afraid?
Are you an excellent driver?
Yes, I’ll wait till the 'shrooms wear off to respond.
Glad to see we have some good questions! 
Oh, I saw this episode; The professor tries to make a battery out of coconuts and a bottle of vinegar, but then Gilligan uses the vinegar to make a cake for Mary-Ann’s birthday.
Am I close?
It’s okay, I forgive you. I probably deserved it.
OK. Seriously now.
I told you I had questions. Also, a really annoying ear-worm [guns n roses]“Welcome to the jungle…”[/gnr]
Is this a parody thread?
No, it’s a parroty thread.
Does it rhyme with “frump”?
It is a vegetable.
Does your name happen to be George?