Will I win the Texas lottery?
Pleaseplease…
Blonde: DON’T COUNT ON IT.
Taters: Maybe you’ll get the promotion, but not on 12/29? Of course, my Magic 8 Ball was right that I would buy my friend’s house and that I’d be laid off in October. 
and we will know in a year if the magic 8 ball is correct about the bosox.
Magic 8 Ball must not like me… 
Sorry, FairyChatMom! I skipped over you. Here’s what Magic 8 Ball says:
CANNOT PREDICT NOW
If I drop you from a very tall building, will you break?
VladAntlerkov: YES
Cool. May I drop you from a very tall building, then?
I’ll take this one. No. 
Dang, Magic 8 Ball sounds like my realtor…
Magic 8 Ball, will my friend be ok?
Magic if6was9-ball says YES, your friend will be ok.
(((((Magic if6was9-ball))))))
I needed to hear that.
misstee: IT IS CERTAIN