Ignoring stuff that’ll drive this to the Pit: once a week.
Does sleeping in only a snuggie count as nude sleeping?
Do you have kids?
or pets?
My pets don’t care, they sleep naked, too.
I’m not married, and pets aren’t allowed in my apt.
Every night without fail? That would be impressive hygiene actually; sometimes it’s just so late I’ll be damned if I take the time to shower. But either way it’s your bed, not mine.
Well, yeah, what’s so weird about bathing every night? Don’t most people bathe every day?
Or are you saying that bathing every morning AND every night would be odd? If you’ve already bathed in the morning, I don’t think you’re SO dirty that sleeping on the sheets would be bad. If you’re that dirty, you should take a shower…it’s not like wearing pjs is going to protect your sheets at that point.
You know, all my life I’ve tended to bathe right before bed, not when I get up in the morning. So I’m actually at my cleanest just before I go to sleep. I can’t stand going to sleep feeling less than clean.
I’m puzzled why you think sleeping naked is somehow dirtier than sleeping with night clothes of some sort.
And for the record - I change my sheets weekly, too. Unless something gets spilled on them or something, in which case it’s sooner than 1 week.
How is sleeping naked going to make the sheets any dirtier than sleeping in underwear? At any given moment a guy’s dick and ass are likely going to be among the cleanest parts of his body. If you really want to keep the sheets clean it’s advisable to wear gloves and a mask to bed.
I’m aware people lead different lives. If you bathe properly every night there’s nothing wrong, but I’ve been known to fall asleep while grimy and filthy, just out of exhaustion, in which case some layers of clothing would help keep the sheets away from my disgusting oily skin.
Maybe we should be asking you how often you wash your filthy sheets, then…
Yeah, backfire.
“And he’s down for the count! Freudian Slit has defeated Chakra Nadmara by knockout in this welterweight title bout for Sleep Hygiene Champion of the World!”
I’ve never understood people who sleep with clothed on purpose.
Moderator Note:
Well said, Muffin.
Chakra, did you ever hear of not using antagonistic language that has no justification in fact? To make the pronouncement that someone’s sheets are filthy is to say they live like pigs. Dial down the provocative tone.
For the Straight Dope,
Spectre of Pithecanthropus
Farting with my bare ass into the sheets would gross me out.
So when the police arrive with the fire trucks you’re arrested for indecent exposure? :rolleyes: :dubious:
Arrest for indecent exposure would beat being burned to death, too.
The point is I’M ALIVE!