I just knew this thread was gonna get weird.
They do tend to pass out blankets to wrap up in …
that would be sleeping in a reverse bath robe 
And I’m nekkid too!
I’m pretty sure that “I didn’t want to die” would be accepted as a necessity defense. Necessary - Wikipedia
When did you start sleeping au natural?
Wow, wondered when this would come up! To answer, just before my 14 birthday (I’m a 32 y.o. March baby) Was weird “role playing” (sorry, best description), would pretend I was a woman giving birth, grew out of that, never returned to clothed sleeping.
I would feel self conscious, even though I sleep alone. By the way, I was not nude while giving birth.
My question: were you aware of this thread before? (Mine is the last post in it, in which I confirm I’m a fellow nude sleeper.
Actually, speaking as a nude sleeper still battling the problem (persistent little cusses), I never got bit once. I definitely caught them in my bed lots of times, but never got a bite. Several of my friends who also battled them never got bit either - I guess it varies from person to person.
It’s quite possible that you’re just not sensitive to their bites–a fairly high percentage of people show no visible effect. If they’re in your bed, they’re probably not just enjoying the scenery.
what the fuck
No, no, no, the fucking comes before the birthing.
With me it was much more mundane. At about 13 I found that my tossing and turning was occasionally tearing the seams in my PJs, so I stopped wearing them.
Hey, when it comes to the realm of fantasy, nothing’s too out there.
I dated a nude sleeper who would insist upon me nude sleeping as well. Only bothered me during the winter when it was really cold, then I would grab whatever clothing I could find on the floor and put it on if I woke up cold.
On the off chance that you’re not being willfully obtuse, I will see if I can shed some light on the “filthy sheets” comment. I would venture to guess that most non-nude sleepers still wear a minimal amount of clothing - underwear, maybe a t-shirt - such that a failure to routinely bathe would result in filthy sheets for them as well. The key to effective non-nude sleeping is not complete coverage, it’s strategic coverage. Put another way, where filth is concerned, not all parts of the body are the same. Particularly, the crotch and asshole harbor concentrations of filth under even the most painstaking hygiene regimes (absent a shit, it only takes a few hours for an asshole to smell like, well, ass). The average non-nude sleeper keeps these parts covered by articles of clothing (i.e., underpants) that are, if not laundered daily, at least not worn for days on end. The nude sleeper, on the other hand, exposes his or her sheets to ass for days at a time without a laundering. This is the functionally equivalent of wearing the same pair of underpants everyday for a similar duration. The ick-factor only increases if there is an intermittent shit. These are the facts. As a nude sleeper, your sheets smell like ass after a couple of days. Maybe not the part up by your nose. But give a good whiff to the region right about where you grind your bare ass for 7-9 hours a day.
Incorrect for the fact that in wearing the same pear of underpants every DAY (read, DAY time), one is walking and moving and sweating. During sleep, at NIGHT, the body relaxes; there is considerably less muscle movement, sweating, etc. Everything slows down – including sweating and bodily excretions – so one’s sheets are not going to get nearly as filthy with day-to-day use being naked as compared with one’s underpants.
And as an experiment, I just went and smelled my sheets (which I changed about five days ago and have now had upwards of 30-hours of use). And they don’t smell much at all – not like the underpants I wore for ten hours yesterday.
I have NO Earthly explanation! I was )an still am) a little weird!
This is the sole reason I wear shorts to bed.
Compare to my sheets, which havent been changed since last Wednesday and don’t smell at all of ass. We obviously have different standards. “Not much” smell of ass is too much smell of ass for me.
Also, let me straighten something out. I sit in an office chair all day. I park in a covered garage at work and home - it’s cool. I don’t sweat during the day, I even use powder, and yet, my underpants still smell like crotch and ass. That’s why I limit my ass’s and crotch’s contact to toilet seats and underpants and give 'em good lathering once a day.