Thanks for the friendly and helpful post.
Well then you are obviously a better person since you don’t smell. :rolleyes:
This “smells of ass” thing is a new one on me. Not to steal the OP’s thunder or anything, but I’ve been sleeping nude every night for about 20 years now, and my wife has done so since before we were married, so let’s say 15 years. We’re pretty fastidious about the weekly sheet washing, and daily a.m. showering. Our sheets absolutely do not smell like ass. You can come over and give 'em a sniff, if you like.
We’re not actually wiping shit from our asses on the sheets, or anything… maybe we’re naturally cleaner and more odor-free than most, or something, but I’ve never heard of smelly sheets as a reason not to sleep in the raw.
If the scenery comprises of a nude me, they definitely are not enjoying the scenery. 
I had no idea this was a controversial topic.
I’ll also chime in as a buff sleeper. After growing up wearing jammies, I stopped wearing them when I started sleeping with naked women, and never looked back, including the 20-odd years of having children in the house. It’s never been an issue.
Shower daily, launder sheets weekly, even though they – as far as I can tell – smell like nothing but daisies and sunshine.
What’s the capital of Tanzania?
:d&r:
Do you not know how to read for comprehension or do you just choose not to?
From the post you responded to:
Yeah, I don’t shit my pants either, but they still smell a little at the end of one day. I can only imagine what they’d smell like after a week. I’ll assume the crotch of your naturally cleaner undies smells of lavender and sunshine, though. That, or like the old lady who doesn’t think her cat-piss-stench-of-a-couch smells like cat piss, you just dont notice your ass-ified sheets.
Well, they might not smell like lavender and sunshine, but they’re not so unpleasant that my wife won’t spend a little face-time down there at the end of the day. And vice-versa.
What possible difference would wearing anything make when farting in bed? It is a gas, so unless you are wearing activated charcoal PJs, you aren’t fooling anyone but yourself.
Oddly enough, I have enough ass-checks to put a couple inches between my ass and the sheets. Thus, I do not have skid marks on my bed. Oddly enough, I never have skid-marks in my underwear, either, because the cloth is never coming into contact with my asshole.
Nor do I drag my crotch/ass across the sheets like a dog dragging his hindquarters across the living room carpet, or “grind” it into the bed.
But hey, if you prefer to wear shorts to bed more power to you.
It’s gas and tiny flecks of shit and sweat.* The shorts filter the latter.
*Let me p[reempt the inevitable, “I don’t shit my pants when I fart” response. Joke all you want sweet pea, it’s tiny flecks of shit and sweat for you, too
But what it comes down to, whole bean, is that I have never woken up in my own vomit, so I don’t have to take the extra precaution of wearing jammies.
In any event, most folks launder as is reasonable to maintain clean bedding, jammies, undies, etc., so this whole beaness of sheets somehow being less clean than jammies is a blind alley. Don’t wash the sheets frequently enough? Yuck. Don’t wash the PJs frequently enough? Yuck. Don’t wash the underwear frequently enough? Yuck.
I’ve got big boobs and I hate the floppy feeling, so I wear old crappy bras to bed. Also, I hate the feeling of my legs rubbing together when they aren’t smooth as a baby’s bottom, and would rather throw on a pair of pj pants instead of maintaining the razor regimen every day.
I don’t care how clean they think they are, people have no business sleeping nude on restaurant tables!
I freely admit I have no logical reason for my preference. Nonetheless it stands.
acceptable answer. we all are.
who cares if you sleep nude in ass-scented sheets? You are going to shower in the morning anyway, so whats the problem?
I shower at night, I use a bidet, and I don’t rub my asshole on my sheets. I sleep nude and my sheets don’t smell bad.