Speak for yourself. If you spray shit when you fart, it sounds like a dietary problem.
“In the winter, I’m a Buddhist; in the summer, I’m a nudist!”
-Joe Gould
I do wear pajamas in cooler weather to retain body heat. Warm weather requires shedding it; both in the interest of good sleep.
I recall reading that it’s better for young males to sleep naked, to prevent their nocturnal erections from developing into permanently bent. “Johnny - you take those off before you get in bed. Do you want to have to wear a brace?”
Also, reading this thread, I realize I’m odd in that I change my sheets daily. It’s not a necessity, but an inexpensive indulgence: I dry them on the line so it’s not like they dissipate into the dryer’s lint trap.
Speaking of dirty sheets, Dylan Thomas would take to his bed for chocolate & wiskey benders, and awaken a day or so later after shitting the bed.
I stopped sleeping in the nude when I realized that I sleepwalk at random times. I have been known to cook breakfast, have sex and carry on conversations when asleep. Since I don’t bother to put on clothes when I sleepwalk I sleep in pajamas.
I did that too; shortly after my divorce (20 years ago), I was having chronic nightmares and was once found wandering the streets, naked, at 3:30 a.m.
That’s ended, thankfully.
from the post you’re responding to,
What on earth could you be referring to? I’ve never woken in my own vomit either.
Jesus, this is a challenge. The point is that most folks don’t launder their sheets with the same frequency that they launder their underpants, i.e., after one use, yet a nude sleeper exposes his sheets to the same thing, i.e., ass, with no less frequency.
What a cliche. I bet you only drive an SUV to pull a horse trailer and always obey traffic laws when riding a bicycle. How do you feel about declawing cats?
Where do you get these sheets that you tie around your ass like a diaper?
I assume your question is directed at the folks who treat a sheet like a diaper. The sheets I get are either flat or fitted.
So, for those of you who* don’t* sleep naked, if you have sex at bed time do you then get up and put some PJ’s on? Personally, I like to roll over and fall asleep.
Oh, and you can count me and the Mrs. as naked sleepers who’s bed doesn’t smell like ass. In fact, I often wonder why it’s even necessary to change the sheets weekly, but she insists.
No, it’s directed at you, the person who seems to think that sheets slept in naked are just as dirty as underwear worn multiple days without washing. Underwear is worn under another layer of clothes, in a constrictive and sweaty environment. I don’t know about you, but my sheets aren’t wrapped around me anywhere close to as tight as underwear and they certainly don’t travel up the crack of my ass as underwear sometimes will.
All three at once?
I wear boxer shorts under loose trousers. I am a lawyer, not a pipe-fitter. I don’t usually sweat during the day. My underwear do not stink from afar after a day, probably wouldn’t even after two (I’ve never tried and have no plans to do so). If you sleep naked, after a week, you sheets are bound to smell of ass. Not what-died-in-here ass, but ass nonetheless. After a week, mine smell of a mixture of cologne, shampoo/conditioner, fabric softener, and dedorant.
A question to the nude sleepers. Do you at least use a flat top sheet as a buffer between your genitals/ass and your top layer (whether it be a blanket or a comforter)?
That’s just fucking dirty, especially if you’re rubbing your post sex junk all over the sheets.
Why wouldn’t we use a flat top sheet? I mean, it comes with the set when you buy the pillowcases and fitted sheet. Whaddamigonna do, leave it at the store?
I’m not coordinated enough to do all three at once when I’m awake, let alone when I’m sleepwalking. 
Wow, whole bean, you’re being awfully aggressive and inciteful for such a light- hearted topic. Is this a sore subject for you?
As to my question for the OP, do you take naps in the nude too?
I found out that I sleepwalk when I was a freshman in college. 30 years later, I still do it. As far as I can tell, it’s not stress induced.
Personally, I root around for yesterday’s underwear and put that back on for napping.
Great question! WholeBean ~ why so much angst? It is just bodily fluids – why does this disgust you so?
You can buy them seperately.
As for the “why are you so het up?” folks, I’m not. Not really. I detected condescension early in this thread from the nudies (‘ever heard of bathing’) and just felt like taking 'em down a notch. I could care less is somebody’s little corner of tract housing paradise has ass-scented sheets.