Ah, fighting condescension with condescension I see. Hey, my waterfront mansion is just as nice as yours. Tract housing indeed.
Did you succeed?
Whoever “whole bean” is, all he/she/it has succeeded in doing is looking like a hysteric loony and making people wonder about his/her/its personal hygiene since he/she/it can’t conceive of sleeping in sheets naked and not having them smell like ass.
Oh God, this is reminding me so much of the douching thread . . .
Which ALSO doesn’t make my sheets smell. When I sleep naked. Which I usually don’t, although I did in college because my alma mater, despite being in Atlanta, had no air conditioning in its historic dorms.
I would imagine well a geeky hipster alternative band making a quirky cover of Metallica’s “Fight fire with fire” and call it “Fight condescension with condescension”.
Dunno 'bout you, but I don’t feel any strong urge to hump the mattress after having had sex (with someone else 
). I usually turn over on my side and sleep quite soundly
And a box of Kleenex comes in handy for avoiding both the wet spot (for her) and the icky feeling of a wet penis flopping around (for him). It’s also siginficantly more hygienic than storing your wet pecker in the warm, moist and enclosed environment of the crotch area of a pajama. Apart from that, what’s so gross about sex fluids? Is oral sex unhygienic and gross?
Just for the record, I do realize I was rude to the OP with the filthy sheets comment, which led to some hypocritical backpedaling and hole-digging on my part, so sorry about that.
I think the only thing that would actually settle any argument on this matter would be some cites for the cleanliness of sleeping habits, because I’ve actually never seen anything to suggest that nude sleeping is in any way worse. I just assumed the reasoning whole bean is giving was true, but I’ve been trying to catch myself for ever assuming anything, for obvious reasons.
I sleep nude or with PJs depending on how cold it is and I never notice a difference in how clean my sheets are. I’m not a very smelly person in general (I don’t need to use deodorant most of the time, for example) and I don’t sweat much, so that probably helps.
The vehement insistence that my sheets absolutely must smell like ass after a week thanks to two people sleeping naked and rutting repeatedly on them is somewhat amusing. It’s interesting how a person’s uninformed opinion can so easily become a well-established fact.
This is funny. Whoever this “poster name” is, like I’m some masked dude running around a party. God forbid I come across as an “hysterical loony.” I guess there are worse things I could do. I mean, it’s not like I came unhinged over the name of a confection.
Again, I could give two shits what you guys do or don’t sleep in, but I think if you put some thought into it, you might start to see my point. Which of the articles of clothing that you routinely wear most often smells the least pleasant? What is it about that article of clothing that contributes to (if not solely causes) its unpleasant smell? How many wears does that article of clothing get before it’s set aside to be laundered? Hopefully, most of you (‘cept of course those high falutin’ bidet owners without stinky bums) would answer those questions, respectively: underpants; it rests against my ass and crotch*; and once. Now, if you re a nude sleeper, it’s more than likely that your ass and crotch rest against your bed sheets for a duration multiple times greater than the amount of time you wear your underpants before a laundering. This isn’t high level math
*Simply wearing underpants - no wiping your ass or deep scratching - is enough to make them smell less than pleasant. I don’t know about you, but no other article of clothing (except gym clothes) stink at all when I’m done with them.
I’ve never actually noticed them to have a noticeable smell unless I engaged in either the gym or the aforementioned deep scratching, actually. Maybe you’ve just got some relatively highly active sebaceous glands.
Same here – so with that logic, why would my sheets smell?
Well at least we know that if you were to run around at a party, you would wear PJs or underwear and a mask, rather than the mask alone.
Same here - maybe Whole Bean just has an unusually smelly crotch and doesn’t realize it?