ask the nudist.

Yeah… I’ve lived and learned. I wear clothes when frying bacon now.

Yeah, I don’t wag it in front of open windows. And I generally check the peephole first. If it’s someone I don’t know, I put stuff on.
I am not a confrontational nudist after all.

No, I have not as yet driven in the nude. Although the idea somewhat intrigues me.

I’ve had a couple erections at nude beaches… I generally just lie down on my stomach, and said erection usually goes away soon thereafter.

Hrm… I can’t come up with a specific dollar figure, but I’m as much a clothes horse as anyone else. And the fact that I make a decent income leads to too many 100-dollar shirt purchases. Believe me, I do appreciate clothes. I guess the only saving I realize comes from more infrequent clothes-washings.

Ask the Hindenburgh announcer guy.

Probably not, but possibly, where do you live, exactly?

They don’t seem to care.

My crappy hairdresser is in willow glen.
Anyway, if you’re interested in visiting, http://www.lupin.com is the place to check out.

Yes, I live in a house with a yard.
I don’t do yard work. I hate it and refuse to engage in it. I pay a gardener to do it.
No, I don’t run out flapping away in front of neighbors.

I am male. I’ve never had a serious collision… nudists seem to love volleyball, but i am generally into tennis… never had a problem with it.
I’m a fair-weather nudist. I wear clothes most of the time, but in summer I rarely wear any.

In a duffel bag, most of the time. When visiting beaches, I usually throw my clothes in the car, and my wallet for that matter… then put a towel, book, keys, and whatever in the duffel bag.

Same goes for the nudist club, I guess. Some nudists wear keys on a chain around their necks… but I just use a duffel bag.

On rare occasions, yeah, I get erections. It’s generally not a sexual thing, so, this is not a common occurance. Of course I am 30 now, and it doesn’t happen as much as it did when i was 15. But generally no, I don’t get erections, and when i do, diving into a cold pool or flipping over onto my stomach suffices.

As far as seeing nude people all the time, intimate moments are not less special for me, as a hundred nude people dont particularly phase me, whereas sex with a person i care about does get me going…

Oh hush, I don’t spend every waking hour at work at straightdope.com :slight_smile:
well, maybe sometimes… but anyway.
Go to a club, ricepad, altho it’s been my experience that most clubs are crappy,. What area do you live in?
And I have seen one or two people I know at my nudist club. it’s king of embarrassing at first, but really… they’re hanging out for all the world to see as well. There’s nothing wrong with it, and they too are doing the same exact thing.

I just said “hi” and babbled about whatever mundane things we had in common, and that was the end of it.

I live in San Jose. The club looks really nice, maybe I’ll trip on out to it one of these days when I’m feeling particularly good about my body :slight_smile:

-Sam

Dear Nudist guy,

You don’t, by any chance, eat Carls Jr. burgers while in the nude do you?

::Ducks and runs::

-Sam

Heya Nudist Dude,

What do you do when you have that uncontrollable urge… to put your hands in your pockets as you stroll along? :slight_smile: